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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Carni
newbie
Location: Canberra, ACT
Member Since: 15th Oct 2004
Total posts: 12
Posted:Because smart people don't watch tv.

Why do people get stage fright?


Bboy, juggler, tumbler staff spinner and general all round awesomness.

(modest too)

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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:cause their psychology gets beat up by the little devil on their shoulder!

why can't a set of strings be maintained for more than a week without one of the glowsticks breaking and jizzing all over the place?


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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This_Energy
This_Energy

member
Location: ridgefield, ct
Member Since: 8th Aug 2004
Total posts: 173
Posted:because you suck.

why do you suck?


I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:because maybe he likes to suck?

What is the speed of a jizzing glowstick?


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:what do you mean? an african or a european jizzling glowstick?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:african jizzling glowsticks attract girraffes, and they can travel at about 60km an hour
this is so f.u.b.a.r.

why do rhinos and hippos become attracted to the particular green and blue jizzing glowstick?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:beacause they have that special kind of lens.


why do i have to go to school today?!?!?! frown


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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Cause otherwise you will ave to work pinning for gold...

Where exsactly am i going to use the 6th derivitive of 4x + 98 in my life outside of calculus?


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I don't know! But after today I will never need to think about calculus again!

Why do schools have such a focus on maths, when really, being able to hold a conversation is far more important?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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littlemisshelen
littlemisshelen

newbie
Location: leicester
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 17
Posted:are you a lemon?

mmm... flammable

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:but the 6th derivtive of that is 0. so is the second, third, fourth and fifth :P

am i too much of a nerd?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Not at all

Why doesn't my CD play on my computer?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Parafinfairy
Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 5th Sep 2003
Total posts: 845
Posted:Because its a computer and not a cd player!

Why is it so hard finding a stupid question to ask on this?!


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:cause everyones a wise guy/gal ubbloco

Why is it that as soon as you wash your car a dog either pees on its wheels or it rains?


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:because murphy was an optimist.

green?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Large pink tokeing elephant you say?

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:im not sure.

can it fly?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:only if it eats those bulbus green mushrooms in the garden. dont you want me baby?

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:i do, thats why i bidded on you



or did i?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I don't know

Does someone want to go and check?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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MiG
MiG

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Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:ok then

check what?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:To see that the kettle is on!

What else could it be? tongue


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member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:a saucepan.



why is it so hard to read 100 pages of machiavelli?! confused


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...{SAFE}...
...{SAFE}...

"if i jump in the fire, will you?"
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
Member Since: 1st Jul 2004
Total posts: 633
Posted:its not hard , its difficult!

is it good to pick your nose ?


i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:i was alway told it will make your nose cave in ubbloco

why doeent my fone want to send an txt messages to England?!grrrrr


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
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Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:maybe it doesnt understand english any more wink

why do i have to ask stupid questions???


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This_Energy
This_Energy

member
Location: ridgefield, ct
Member Since: 8th Aug 2004
Total posts: 173
Posted:because you are a stupid person.
why are you so stupid


I start it, I end it,
I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
-Missionary, Operation Ivy

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:because stupid is easier
or is it?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:*bump*
yes it is biggrin
Has anyonbe seen my socks?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:you ate your socks.
why would you eat your socks?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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