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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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georgemc
georgemc

Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Member Since: 16th Oct 2006
Total posts: 2387
Posted:Long John Silver

Arrrrr - why be ye not talking like a pirate?


Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Posted:I be talkin' like aa pyrate, can't ye under'tand me lad?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:I can be hearin' ya just fine Arrrrrrrgh!!!

"Rogger the Cabin Boy"?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Posted:I be a cabin Girrrrrllllllll!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Half of one if you're Gene Simmons.

Can it be home time now please?


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Yes. It just isn't being to spite you.


What does a piece of eight work out as in Aussie dollars?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:It works out to be a piece of eight in a foreign currency.

How is it that after only two days of work, my killer bunny slippers are already super-dirty?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Because you never wash yer feet.


What happens when i do this?


O.B.E.S.E.

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Firetramp
Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
Member Since: 5th Sep 2005
Total posts: 896
Posted:That.

Has anyone seen my pen?


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Medusa
Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)

Why am I so sleepy?


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Kathain_Bowen
Kathain_Bowen

Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Member Since: 24th Jan 2006
Total posts: 422
Posted: Written by: Medusa


I ate it! (Tasted funny too!)

Why am I so sleepy?



Because you slept too much earlier (at least, that's always my mum's logic.... I'm not certain how that works- so we might need to get Doc Lightning in to answer that one).

Why won't my kitties get along?


"So long and thanks for all the fish."

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:coz at the moment they are trying to figure out who has the biggest balls

Why pidgeons have impecable aim?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Because they're annoyed you can't spell their name.

What should I get as a middle name?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fireina
member
Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Member Since: 14th Aug 2007
Total posts: 143
Posted:Bob.

Why did I wake up crying uncontrollably this morning?


"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy

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thombre
member
Location: Nottingham
Member Since: 6th Oct 2006
Total posts: 74
Posted:cos you were being bitten awake by a crocodile

Who's the man who delivers ten times out of ten?


Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Medusa
Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:A figment of your imagination.

why does the earth revolve?


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:because it is but a single bullet in this gun of a universe.




Why are women crazy?


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BastdardChiLd
newbie

Member Since: 31st Aug 2007
Total posts: 6
Posted:because we are confused creatures.




Anyone in USA Florida


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:There are a lot of people in USA Florida


Where was I on May 5 1965?


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BastdardChiLd
newbie

Member Since: 31st Aug 2007
Total posts: 6
Posted:i wasnt born yet




why were sox and ennis balls eaiser than poi


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:I find socks to be pretty damn difficult. It's so hard to find my feet some days.

Does free will exist in a world of science where the brain can be explained by a complex and inevitable chemical reaction?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Depends who's asking.

What should I put for a question?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:A stupid question

If I forgot a number between 1 and 10 would that mean that I had 11 fingers?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:It means you have 14 fingers and one toe. On one hand. biggrin

Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Why didn't you ask a question? tongue

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Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Because an evil monkey smothered him in smelly dog farts.

How did I forget that I'm working when I work every Wednesday?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:because of wishfull thinking

why won't children do as they are told?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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HikkaisPuppet
HikkaisPuppet

member
Location: Dark side of the moon
Member Since: 24th Sep 2007
Total posts: 185
Posted:Because they're really demon hampsters in disguise.

Why are you refreshed before you sleep and groggy when you wake up?


Mata Ashita!

Time...Line?? Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles! That's why clocks are ROUND.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Hormone levels

Why do people keep thinks like altoids boxes because they think they'll come in handy when they never actually do?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:People enjoy little trinkets.


Isnt super glue amazing?


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Owned by Mynci!

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