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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:because secretly you did do it and want everyone to know! wink

Can bats fly if their wings have holes in???


O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:yes they can the only affect the holes have on their flying is that they end up flying in half sircles.

why dont i know what question to ask?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because your affraid you might get a stupid answer

Why do I have the hiccups?


You bastard!

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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:Simple. The sun decided that today was going to be flurple, and really cold outside (it feels about 4 degrees, but is prolly 15 or so, which isnt that cold for everyone else, but this is australia, where its been hitting 30-odd for the last few days), and the little hiccup men dont like being cold, plus one of them is studing for a phd, and wants to find out what colour burple really is. confused

Why are bananas bent?


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"master"
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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:cos if they werent they wouldnt have looked like bananas.

why is everyone asking so many questions?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:cos you drank all the mountain dew. frown

where's sweden?


Hey, I'M the BEE!

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:A little left of Carroten

Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has
those thing'ies hanging down. Think I'll pull on 'em and drink whatever
comes out"


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:the same person who decided the walls of a bee's house taste good on toast. biggrin

what's 6 times 9?



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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:42 - in base 13 i think :P

Did Adam and Eve have navels?


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:no, God sewed a big shiney button on them instead

if cows sleep whilst staningup, and sit down when its raining, what do they do when their sleeping and it starts to rain?


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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:of course they did, how else would they make babies?

would a plant grow faster on the surface of the sun?


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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:Umm, maybe. I think it would be hard to water it though.

(ps, there is a way to make 6*9=42
Let 6=1+5 and let 9=8+1
therefore 6*9=1+5*8+1
therefore using bodmas 6*9=1+40+1
therefore 6*9=42 smile)

Can someone invent fire poi that are soft? Im sick of hitting myself


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
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Total posts: 56
Posted:Quote:
(ps, there is a way to make 6*9=42
Let 6=1+5 and let 9=8+1
therefore 6*9=1+5*8+1
therefore using bodmas 6*9=1+40+1
therefore 6*9=42 )




that rocks.

and for an answer...

get linux. problem solved.

why do things bounce when you don't want them to, and when you want them to they don't?


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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:for the same reason that when you drop a piece of buttered toast, it always lands buttered side down. I think its got something to do with Murphy's 452e^xth law.

just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:no ones knows, enough until its full

why is it cold in winter and hot in summer and sometimes both in both?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:easy. the scientific boffins turn the sun down. of course, when they get bored with simple up, down, up, down, sometimes they jiggle things about a bit,

Is light an abscence of dark, or is dark an abscence of light?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 56
Posted:dark is the absence of pie.

if computers have a motherboard, don't they also need a fatherboard?


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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:not sure depends on wether the glass is half full or half empty...

why does the sound of water give some people the urge to pee?


''may the sun shine on everything we do''

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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:hmm. i could go back to the little men here, but that might be counterproductive. or something. i reckon its due to the fact that the frequencies of the sound created by falling water cause a massive, rapid bladder pulsing. this, in turn, stimulates the need to go to the toilet.

do evil people know that they're evil, or do they think that they're doing good?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:yes

why don't cheerios sink?


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:cos they chose to float

Quote:
hmm. do evil people know that they're evil, or do they think that they're doing good?

reminded me about something that i really would like to know.

do ugly people know that theyre ugly? (terrible of me i know, but i really wonder about that one>..)



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Ebonyglider
Ebonyglider

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Location: the birdhouse in your soul
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Total posts: 56
Posted:only if they're in a house made of talking mirrors.

are swedish fish really from sweden?


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ayden
ayden

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Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme
Member Since: 15th Apr 2004
Total posts: 41
Posted:no they are actually from the north pole

do the human feet really consist of 48 bones


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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:no, they consist of i big foot bone that has alot of hinges!





How come i feel nice enough to send elanna my entire music collection?

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-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Kytten
Kytten

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Location: Cairns, Australia
Member Since: 17th Mar 2004
Total posts: 21
Posted:Because your just a generally nice person.................

How come gold fish can swim so good?


You bastard!

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arsn
arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...
Member Since: 7th Mar 2002
Total posts: 1903
Posted:They don't... It's just an act...

Why do I always lose a single sock when I really need a pair??? rolleyes


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Member Since: 7th Apr 2002
Total posts: 3492
Posted:coz odd socks are more fun smile (and you twirl your socks till they're dizzy so sooner or later they'll they whirl off into oblivion tongue)



But are you sure you're loosing a sock and not in fact finding a new one?

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:you can never be sure. its something only the sock knows.

why do elephants cook 5 course means when the serenade fish?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Red_RaveN
Neo - Hippie
Location: Sala, Slovakia
Member Since: 8th Jun 2003
Total posts: 358
Posted:instinct, pure instinct..

Why are there no polarbears in the desert?


Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:the sand is bad for their complexion.

what exactly is the job of the welfare co-ordinator at my school?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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