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the screeming flaming dude
Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head
Member Since: 10th Apr 2004
Total posts: 104
Posted:Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:nope! i think i had corn on the cub!


Why can't Coyote win over Road runner?


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Bear1970
Bear1970

Huggy Tart
Location: Londinium
Member Since: 29th May 2009
Total posts: 233
Posted:He can! He just likes to play with his food! wink

Is it really a good idea to encourage Jeremy Clarkson to go into politics and become Prime Minister?


I am hungry, I am incorrigible, I AM MAN!!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Well, it'll make the scandalous headlines more interesting...

Is it Duck Season or Wabbit Season?


Just a dancer in the dark

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DaniMart2005
stranger
Location: Windsor Ontario, Canada
Member Since: 21st Jul 2009
Total posts: 1
Posted:doesn't matter.....because either way Elmer Phud is going to kill you!

If Dr.Who, Kernal Samantha Carter, Q, and an Ewok all meet in the same room, what would they talk about?


When contemplating life, time, the universe, and everything, the best advice I can give you is to not even try!

Trust me on that, I am a Time Lord!

.....And the answer is NOT 42!!!!!

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johndhaive
johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Member Since: 6th Jan 2009
Total posts: 316
Posted:They would talk about how to freaking fire the Laser!


Can you use urine to extinguish fire?


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:only superman can do that im afraid but he has fail comared to batman sooo....

How much wood CAN a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could cuck wood?


if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:None, stating that 'if a wood chuck could c(h)uck wood' implies that it currently cannot and your question used the term 'can' rather than 'could' and as such the answer is none.

I can has cheezburger?


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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:no but you mayhap to have wilobeen goointo foeaten one yestermorrow

can geeses fly?


if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game

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DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Yeeses.

If Peter Piper had a peck of pickled pepper, then where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Pipper picked?


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:Maybe there hidden in the same place you have been hiding.

Why is it so easy to lead a horse to water yet so hard to make it sink?


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Raoul_Hagenbeek
Raoul_Hagenbeek

Pyromancer extraordinair
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 19th Jun 2009
Total posts: 88
Posted:Because you should giv it concrede tennisshoes first.

If wilma and winny where the same age, and jennifer was 3 years older, but 5 years younger then bill, how much older woul bill be then Albert who is 2 years younger then winny?


What is life, without a little risk!

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JayKitty
JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:Before or after the peppers peter piper picked are picked over by the people of Pepper Peak Planes?

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Well, if Wilma and Winny are X years old... Jenny is x+3, making bill x+8. Albert is x-2

So Bill is (x+8)-(x-2)

Who do ducks see if they have a mental health problem?


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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Most ducks I know don't bother. Most the therapists they know are quacks.

Do you like green eggs and ham?


Just a dancer in the dark

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HawkfeatherJY
HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...
Member Since: 31st Jul 2009
Total posts: 156
Posted:Most certainly! Yummy!

If you had telipathic powers, Would you use you mind to spin poi??


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Is the pope a catholic?

Is the pope a catholic?


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HawkfeatherJY
HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...
Member Since: 31st Jul 2009
Total posts: 156
Posted:LOL I think so..

If I told you you had a beautiful body, Would You hold it Against me? lol


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Raoul_Hagenbeek
Raoul_Hagenbeek

Pyromancer extraordinair
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 19th Jun 2009
Total posts: 88
Posted:I'd say, Most of it is covered in clothing so you can't even see it.

Why do deers freeze when they see headlights coming towards them?

EDITED_BY: Raoul_Hagenbeek (1249290531)


What is life, without a little risk!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:they were told to always pose for the camera

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


Just a dancer in the dark

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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:depends if your thinking about the fact that i forgot the key to my desk drawer and now i can get to my hula hops or my cookies

If a paperclip was to say hi to you would you:
A, smash it in the mouth
B, RAWR
C, say hi back in a sarcastic and demeaning manner


if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
-
god i love me
-
and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
-
oh and by the way you just lost the game

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NeverDoll
NeverDoll

New and Improved!
Location: Fargo, North Dakota
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2009
Total posts: 16
Posted:D. None of the above. I would put it on display and tour with the worlds only talking paperclip.


Where have all the cowboys gone?


Love All, Trust Few, Do Harm To None.

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HawkfeatherJY
HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...
Member Since: 31st Jul 2009
Total posts: 156
Posted:I hid them here in oklahoma... LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:to fufill restrictive social obligations.

What do Vegan Zombies eat?


Just a dancer in the dark

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HawkfeatherJY
HawkfeatherJY

Nothing is imposable to a sufficantly talented fool!
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United ...
Member Since: 31st Jul 2009
Total posts: 156
Posted:Coliflower, Cause it looks Like brains.

How can people eat Insects? Yuck!


Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:Dunno myself, although that's always bugged me.

Cookie?


Just a dancer in the dark

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Raoul_Hagenbeek
Raoul_Hagenbeek

Pyromancer extraordinair
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 19th Jun 2009
Total posts: 88
Posted:No thank you, I'm on a diet

Why do monkeys flee each other, but not themselves?


What is life, without a little risk!

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Circe2000
Circe2000

stranger
Location: Finland
Member Since: 14th Jul 2009
Total posts: 2
Posted:Illuminati programmed them that way.

Who let the dogs out?


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Wraith_Dividend
Wraith_Dividend

Bunny Bane
Location: i cant see because my head is ...
Member Since: 26th Mar 2009
Total posts: 205
Posted:The penguin king.

how many noses would it take to form a government?


if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
-
god i love me
-
and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
-
oh and by the way you just lost the game

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:0

Politic stink

Would you expect the spanish inquisition?


Just a dancer in the dark

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Raoul_Hagenbeek
Raoul_Hagenbeek

Pyromancer extraordinair
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 19th Jun 2009
Total posts: 88
Posted:Si, pero solo para los HOPpers, que no peuden hablar espaol

If satan is an angel that fell, then why does he still have wings?


What is life, without a little risk!

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