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the screeming flaming dudeYes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
104 posts
Location: inside your head


Posted:
Okay, this is simple

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is poi weavesmiley so cool?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Because violet was taken... By violets!

Where are my marbles??

Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
in my pants.

is AOL really so easy to use that no wonder it's number one?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
its not even nice to look at biggrin

im going to bed now, but when will i get up?

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
when badgers and mushrooms actually dance together.

if you're the monkey, can you really go anywhere?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


aydenmember
41 posts
Location: Manchester Cheadle Hulme


Posted:
depending on the type of monkey

why do birds fly when they have feet?

''may the sun shine on everything we do''


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
Because flying is more fun!
Is it farther to New York than by plane?

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
It depends on how many kilometers you can drive per mile.

What's that smell?

GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
That... my friend.... is the smell of vanacular!!!!

WHY Are all my friends dumping me by being asses and not going to the beach?
spank spank (<-- i wish the guy had a knife!)

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because you smell bad and they are embarrised to be around you biggrin

I have to go to the toilet really badly! why can't I be screwed getting off my butt?

You bastard!


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Because you have to be in a compromising position to be screwed.

Why is smelling bad a bad thing?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because it is offensive to my nose

Why do people on mIRC suck so much, why can't they be normal like all of us rolleyes

You bastard!


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Because there is no normal.... haha what a stupid answer!

What's the multiple of spank and cook divided by half of a kangaroo?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
cheese

why are there no ice-lollies in the freezer when i have an upmost craving for them?

Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because you were too slack to put them in the freezer this morning ( I am eating a frozen apple juice popper biggrin)

Why are men so insensative towards women's feelings?

You bastard!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Because we're men. wink

Does anyone know what a camel spider looks like?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
No, but if I see one i'll be sure to tell you

Why are people giving me stupid answer's to my stupid questions?

You bastard!


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
yes.

why?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link




Kytten. Camel spiders look like this. and we are in the "ask a stupid question thred" so just get used to the fact that everything said here is stupid. biggrin



Why the hell are spiders so creepy????? frown



O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


PsychoTronic(old)member
64 posts
Location: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece


Posted:
Because that is the subject"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

Why the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" is the most popular subject?

The only thing constant in life is change...


wickedpixiemember
70 posts
Location: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK


Posted:
beacuse we're all GREAT at being stupid!

Would i get kicked out for asking a sensible question?

NEVER eat anything you can't spell.


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
Cos yer kind ain't welcome 'round these parts.

do you know how to program multiple DVD players at once?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
no, just severely disciplined! spank spank spank spank spank wink

why are carrots orange and peas green?

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
NO I AM AFRAID THAT I DO NOT KNOW

why dont you seek professional help

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
i am the professional help!

Is it a cool idea to grow a dumbledore style beard? umm

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
only if you're into kinky beard bondage.

what's it like to be inside a blade of grass?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Well if you knew what a camel spider was well than why did you ask? And no it wouldn't because you'd probably set yourself alight hehe actually do that and take photo's biggrin

Why did I die my hair orange?....it so doesn't suit me

You bastard!


originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
because you were tormented by a an orange throughout all the formative years of your childhood. alone in the wilderness raised by oranges. the ornage girl awakes, thinking that.. she is an orange.

why did i have huuuuge braids put in my hair?

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


Ebonyglidermember
56 posts
Location: the birdhouse in your soul


Posted:
it makes headbanging a lot more destructive.

can you really be addicted to coffee?

Hey, I'M the BEE!


Kyttenmember
21 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia


Posted:
Because you were high on lamp oil.....if that's possible

Why am I being accused of [censored] I didn't do?

You bastard!


originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
because it happens to almost everyone every day.

why in gods name do i have to work till after the fire meet starts tonight?

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


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