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FireGirl_and_Pixieboy


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Posted:Are there any? I don't know any. Share if you know any


...wot?

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Dentrassi
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Posted:nope. i dont have a sense of humour, so i cant help you there....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:shame on you dentrassi

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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nope. i dont have a sense of humour, so i cant help you there....


Its sad but true! Dentrassi was the unfortunate victim of a humourless accident at the age of 2! frown ubbcrying ubbcrying


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Dentrassi
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Posted:yes. i lost both my sense AND my humour on that fateful day.

[translation note for those based in USA: humour = humor ubblol]


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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[translation note for those based in USA: humour = humor ubblol]



That's not funny! tongue ubbloco ubbloco


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Dentrassi
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Posted:thus proving the hypothesis that i have lost my sense of humour. tongue

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thus proving the hypothesis that i have lost my sense of humour. tongue


Oh, I get it... umm spank spank spank


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Dentrassi
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Posted:hmmm... is everyone a bit slow in your corner of the world? confused

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Posted:Lingering effects of drinking too many Toohey's and Hahn's. MMMMM, beer! ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco

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Dentrassi
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Dentrassi

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Posted:fair enough. it has that effect on people. do you suppose we should get this thread back on track.

ummm....how bout this one. though wether its a pyro joke is debatable.

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."

The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.





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Kaji


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Posted:hehe thats great Dentrassi.

Pyro related humour: "You might be a fire spinner if" ubbloco


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_Aime_
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As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.


i don't get it.........no really i don't.
*sigh* its a hard life being stupid ubbloco


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Durbs
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Durbs

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Posted:LOL biggrin

Like that one! *scribbles it down for future use*

There was a thread about how many spinners it takes to change a lightbulb somewhere... Whether it was funny is a matter of opinion wink


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