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FireGirl_and_Pixieboymember
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Are there any? I don't know any. Share if you know any

...wot?


DentrassiGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


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nope. i dont have a sense of humour, so i cant help you there....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
shame on you dentrassi

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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nope. i dont have a sense of humour, so i cant help you there....



Its sad but true! Dentrassi was the unfortunate victim of a humourless accident at the age of 2! frown ubbcrying ubbcrying

DentrassiGOLD Member
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yes. i lost both my sense AND my humour on that fateful day.

[translation note for those based in USA: humour = humor ubblol]

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


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[translation note for those based in USA: humour = humor ubblol]




That's not funny! tongue ubbloco ubbloco

DentrassiGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


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thus proving the hypothesis that i have lost my sense of humour. tongue

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


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thus proving the hypothesis that i have lost my sense of humour. tongue



Oh, I get it... umm spank spank spank

DentrassiGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
hmmm... is everyone a bit slow in your corner of the world? confused

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Posted:
Lingering effects of drinking too many Toohey's and Hahn's. MMMMM, beer! ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco

DentrassiGOLD Member
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3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
fair enough. it has that effect on people. do you suppose we should get this thread back on track.

ummm....how bout this one. though wether its a pyro joke is debatable.

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."

The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.



"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


KajiQuantum Theorist
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Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
hehe thats great Dentrassi.

Pyro related humour: [Old link] ubbloco

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


_Aime_SILVER Member
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As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.



i don't get it.........no really i don't.
*sigh* its a hard life being stupid ubbloco

DurbsBRONZE Member
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LOL biggrin

Like that one! *scribbles it down for future use*

There was a thread about how many spinners it takes to change a lightbulb somewhere... Whether it was funny is a matter of opinion wink

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