Posted:
its april fools day today, no they havent installed a third water tap into hundreds of yorkshire homes with negativly charged particles that makes you loose two stone in two months ! or have they.................? confused

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
On that note... Can someone please get me a bucket of steam, please? Find me a sky hook? tongue tongue tongue A left handed screw-driver? ubbidea

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh i completely forgot it was April Fools day today! eek
I haven't pulled a prank on anyone for years! ubbangel

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RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
I got an e-mail in work today and it basically read something like this:

Oh my god, has anyone checked the glasto website today? The tickets went on sale at 8 this morning not 8 tonight and they are all sold out! What are we gonna do? x

Not what you need when you turn up to work late with a hangover and i was stupid enough to believe it for all of 5 seconds! frown

why do people think that on April 1st they automatically become a comedian?? tongue

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
anyone else see the story in various papers (Metro, Times, probably others) about British plans from WW2 for nuclear landmines, with three hens inside them to stop components from freezing? ubblol



The Times claims that it is not an april fools hoax...



umm

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TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Quote:

A left handed screw-driver?




Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though confused

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
My housemate phoned me this morning to tell me someone had stolen the wing mirrors off my campervan! eek Like a sucker I believed him......tch rolleyes he knows I don't wake up till at least 9am...the little tinker! spank

Let's relight this forum ubblove


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
When I was a kid, my sister and I hid all the furniture from the sitting room....couches and tables....my mother came home and went ballistic when we told her it was like that when we got back from school.

She was well pissed off when I stopped her phoning the police....meh, we thought it was funny. ubblol

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vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
Quote:

Quote:

A left handed screw-driver?




Actually, you can buy left handed screwdrivers - the grip is moulded to be held by a left hand. Quite why a standard screwdriver isn't good enough is beyond me though confused




so when are they going to start making screw drivers for right handed people then? confused
Every screwdriver I have ever seen has been symetric and therefor handed-less.
Er... did I just fall into an april fool's joke that I had already been warned about? umm

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Hey, Van...um...there's a wart on your nose...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
teehee, van, that was too easy ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
huh? what! ... er, uhm...

umm

mad







wink

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
tongue:P:P:P:P:P duh!!

aw hug vanise cos he's simple tongue

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
My dad came rushing into the garden on thursday saying that he'd heard on teh radio that germany and france were converting to the english pound ubblol

Space Puffinmember
5 posts
Location: London


Posted:
^ Actually they did go on sale on the international number which was selling british tickets.


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