"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
Let's relight this forum
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87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Tower Cranes, for you are soft and would look better when squashed by a full concrete bucket"
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Idolized by Aurinoko
Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
Bob Dylan
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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Geologists do it in the dirt................
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Written by: polythene
Oh, you know it would've p****d you off more if someone had made a new thread instead of bumping this one.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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