I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
Step (el-nombrie)
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
ALL IS FULL OF LOVE
O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.
Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Quote:
this afternoon, i was supposed to set up spreadsheets for our new budgets for next year. but instead ive spent the last hour going f*****g crazy and screaming at my computer whilst my colleagues throw furtive looks at me and whisper to each other "he's looking for a ring or something".
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.