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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
https://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

Name: Blue Man
Secret Identity: Paul XXXXX (Hidden for erm - no reason wink )
Special Power: Crackling Energy
Transportation: Magnetic Umbrella
Weapon: Neutron Cutlass
Costume: Silver Robe
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
Favorite Food: Cheese

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Blaze Sister
Secret Identity: Martha Everett
Special Power: Somatic Force
Transportation: Quantum Chopper
Weapon: Graviton Cutlass
Costume: Carbonite Cowl
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Eric the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Fear of short people ubblol ubblol ubblol
Favorite Food: Split Pea Soup

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Yeah man... I clicked on one of the little blue words at the bottom and it came up with another superhero Identity!!! Woo here's my Super Villain status:

Name: Grim Slayer
Power(s): Flight, Electromagnetism
Source of powers: Radiation
Weapon: Strobe Sling
Transportation: Lightning Unicycle


Lightning Unicycle Yeah!!!

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


trixyBRONZE Member
member
100 posts
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upon Thames (UK)


Posted:
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Man
Secret Identity: charles dickens
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Quantum Motorcycle
Weapon: Electron Blade
Costume: Carbonite Robe
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Nancy the Yodeller
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Chow Mein


and my evil self....

Screaming Rage
Power(s): Elasticity
Source of powers: Spiritual
Weapon: Vibronet
Transportation: Mademoiselle Stallion eek

umm

THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.


MillenniuMPLATINUM Member
Hyperloops suck
595 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
Rummaging through your unpublished autobiography...
Attempting to contact your third grade teacher...
Sending data packets to Jupiter via gravity wave transmission...




Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Flame Dude
Secret Identity: Ryan Moray
Special Power: Crackling Enigma
Transportation: Electric Umbrella
Weapon: Flame Sling
Costume: Stainless Steel Suit
Sidekick: Pollonius
Nemesis: Nancy the Crafty
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach
Favorite Food: Twinkies


Tehee, Blaze, that's great.

originalsmitSILVER Member
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...


Posted:
Name: Sergeant Flame
Secret Identity: Stephen Smith
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Turbo Submarine
Weapon: Neutron Blade
Costume: Fireproof Leotard
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Jack the Assassin
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Stroganoff

seargent flame with the flame proof leotard.
sound quite appropriate really

domt like leotards much tho'....

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Name: Lord Ox
Secret Identity: cantus fraggle
Special Power: Mystical Chopsticks
Transportation: Quantum Rollerblades
Weapon: Electron Lasso
Costume: Carbonite Sport Coat
Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim
Nemesis: John the Black
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to sugar
Favorite Food: Green Beans

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
I want Dragon skin pyjamas like Narr as well!!!

Name: Madame Sister
Secret Identity: gnor
Special Power: Flaming Ears
Transportation: Electric Tricycle
Weapon: Graviton Pistol
Costume: Leopard Skin Nightgown
Sidekick: Ginger
Nemesis: Arnold the Nasty
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Chocolate

Scary how close it is wink

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Name: Thunder Gal
Secret Identity: nemo #######
Special Power: Electric Spear
Transportation: Magnetic Skateboard
Weapon: Lightning Lasso
Costume: String Robe
Sidekick: Samwise
Nemesis: Marvin the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to noodles
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz
wink

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Name: Blaze Flame
Secret Identity: Bethany Keats
Special Power: Lightning Chopsticks
Transportation: Magnetic Skateboard
Weapon: Photon Cannon
Costume: Dragonhide Robe
Sidekick: the Professor
Nemesis: Harold the Younger
Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying
Favorite Food: Cake

hey! that could almost be called "accurate"! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
ubblol

Name: Scary Dancer
Secret Identity: Faberg Flame
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Electric Umbrella
Weapon: Quantum Blunderbuss
Costume: Kevlar Pajamas
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Jasmine the Crafty
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

ubblol i like it, i like it a lot

narcoleptic firespinner with kevlar pj's ubblol ubblol ubblol

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:





Name: Barbarella

Secret Identity: Gayle

Special Power: Incredible Enigma

Transportation: Space Car

Weapon: Neutron Pistol

Costume: String Robe

Sidekick: Merry

Nemesis: Nancy the Crafty

Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness

Favorite Food: Cheese
EDITED_BY: BristolPoi (1097674382)

Gayle.....!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:


Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Duke Guy
Secret Identity: Rhys Ford
Special Power: Kinetic Fart
Transportation: Electric Scooter
Weapon: Quantum Flare
Costume: Alligator Helmet
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Tim the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Fear of commitment
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

kinetic fart? is that a fart with chunky bits in it?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:


Name: Flame Guy
Secret Identity: Fine_Rabid_Dog
Special Power: Psychotronic Push
Transportation: Nuclear Umbrella
Weapon: Psionic Spear
Costume: Lead Mask
Sidekick: Hermione
Nemesis: Melvin the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Fear of water
Favorite Food: Strawberries

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

Computing the square root of 1784657...
Finding someone to vouch for you...
Following a trail of cyber-crumbs...




Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Lord Panther
Secret Identity: Andrew ####
Special Power: Mystical Feet
Transportation: Nuclear Jet
Weapon: Flame Blunderbuss
Costume: Electric Gauntlets
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Ming the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to email
Favorite Food: Cashews

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


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