"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....Delete
"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon
"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"
What would you do if you knew you could not fail?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
black gloves,green socks......purple hairDelete
It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not.Delete
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can'tDelete
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus WeinstockDelete
Definition of poi- A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
Ahnold discussing poi - "It is naht a toober!"
I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!Delete
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
I was touched by His Noodly AppendageDelete
I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.Delete
Every Day I add another name to the list of people who piss me offDelete
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.Delete
[color:red] Knee Assault !!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color]Delete
"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed