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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:being short is GOOD. I get cheap clothes and let to the front at gigs and allowed to sit on people's ahoulders and stuff.

i can also get away with stuff cos noone sees me do it... tongue

sometimes i get trod on, but the other stuff makes up for it so i don't mind.

SHORT PEOPLE UNITE!!!! and get back at the tall people who left us out of their club. ubbcrying


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:sweetie u aint short, ur cute!

and i always wanted to be short enought to buy one of those buz lighyear costumes from woolies and be cool!

and you can come be in out club if you bought some stilts?


Step (el-nombrie)

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:awww, sweetie. Don't feel bad. pounce started a short club for all of us the other day in her thread, and you are more than welcome to join in ubblove we're even better than those tall people ubbangel

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm pretty short and none of that happens to me.

You have to be short, cute, and female. THEN you can get away with everything but murder (and sometimes even that!)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:ah, its all relative anyway. Or possibly genetic. Or is that the same thing? confused

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:yay.

i can jump as high as any of you lot anyhoo tongue

and i get 1/2 fare on the bus ubbangel


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:Oh, I guess I definitely qualify then. I've been known to get away with many things just by looking all cute and innocent ubbangel

Well, Lightning, maybe you could be our mascot then biggrin, unless you wanted to join the tall club since someone mentioned you were eligible somewhere... umm



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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:*stomps in with big feet and long legs...looks down from above and talks in loud voice*

Pah...we get to see all gigs from anywhere infront of the stage and it's our shoulders you're getting on remember! ubblol

Lightning....I thought I read you were tall????? Like well over 6 feet tall....is this wrong??


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
yay.

i can jump as high as any of you lot anyhoo tongue

and i get 1/2 fare on the bus ubbangel



I bet you can't jump as high as me!! But I'm very jealous you get half fare and VAT free clothes...even if they do have telly-tubbies on the front! ubblol


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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zwitterion
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

zwitterion

member
Location: Iowa, USA

Total posts: 52
Posted:'sright. if you can't sit cross legged in a plane seat (almost) you're missing out smile

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:wave HELLOOOO DOWN THERE!

consolidation of threads for people of reduced stature


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:coleman you know to many threads on hop it is all to clear you spend to much time on here, and that you brain is just to BIG!

now i rekon that to remby this HOP should be limited to a 5min period, and that you should have some of your brain removed, mainly the parts you dont use, eg ur looking bad and being crap part, and donate them to spinning research to see why you are such a spick spinner!


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Hey! Who's accusing me of being tall! I'm 5'8"!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I deff thought I read somewhere you were 6'3". Oh well guess not.....

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol I wish!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:at least you have the good fortune of looking tall!! (well yu do to me anyway! ubblol )



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Let's relight this forum ubblove

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:lightning doesn't look tall, he looks hot....er, i mean...

so ya, this short people's club ubbangel

i don't sit on people's shoulders....they just let me get in front of them at all the concerts. so i quite luckily happen to get to be front row in almost all GA concerts biggrin

and ya, getting to sit cross-legged in planes rocks! and you don't bump your knees against the seat. the only bummer i've found so far is that in cars, people try to stick us in the middle seat in the back. i always fight it though biggrin i usually end up in someone's lap if it's that crowded, and i certainly don't mind that wink


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:Quote:
I bet you can't jump as high as me!!



er, i meant i can jump up to your normal-head-level-when-you're-not-jumping-if-you-see-what-i-mean. Honest ubbangel

i also like being able to explore small places that no one else can get in to. Like boxes umm(picture to follow...)


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Pounce just made me blush. redface

So that wall was about 5' tall and we tried to get a photo of me standing behind it with my arms resting on it, but I had to stand on my tippy toes and my shoulders had to be so shrugged up to get my arms to rest on it that we decided to kneel me in front of it instead.

Most of the guys I know are taller than me. And in the U.K. I feel like they make the boys extra-long there.

(Wait, that last statement could be misinterpreted, huh? ubblol ) ubbangel spank


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol

awww, i made you blush? i didn't know i could do that! smile


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:The question is what does it take to make pounce blush?

(Wait! Don't answer that! This is a family board. ubblol )


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:haha! hunny, i think you already know some of those things wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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bubblishis


False Eyelash
Location: New York City

Total posts: 346
Posted:There are loads of advantages to being short.....

Pants fit better
More dating options (I generall like the person I date to be taller than me)
You can fit in the back seat of any car
Your boobs look bigger (if you're a girl and you have big boobs. Which I don't but if I did...)
People like to pick you up and swing you around a lot. Or give you piggy back rides. ubblove Love the piggy back rides.



All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:ya but the problem with big boobs and being short is that you end up looking fat even if you aren't. frown

but i agree, there's loads of advantages to being short


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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bubblishis


False Eyelash
Location: New York City

Total posts: 346
Posted:Hmmm...yeah I can see that. Big boobs aren't always the greatest.


All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.

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zwitterion
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

zwitterion

member
Location: Iowa, USA

Total posts: 52
Posted:no pants shopping is the bane of my existence. they never fit. one day i'm just going to give up and go without.

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:Quote:
Hmmm...yeah I can see that. Big boobs aren't always the greatest.



ya. add in the back problems and soreness....just not always as fun as you think they will be.

i hate shopping for pants. i have a stack of pants that all need hemming cause they fit perfectly except they are too long frown and forget trying to buy capris!!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Charles
BRONZE Member since Jun 2001

Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Total posts: 3989
Posted:Being short is one of the things that has made me me, and for that I'm very thankful...
wink


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
Most of the guys I know are taller than me. And in the U.K. I feel like they make the boys extra-long there.




That's cuz we're the second tallest Nation in the world, miles behind the leaders Holland (they are massive...all the women are like 5'10"+ biggrin) and slightly ahead of Germany...but the Germans are fatter ubbtickled


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:mmmMMMm i saw Ani last night and her inspiring show proves again that you don't have to be 6" to stun thousands of people at once ubblove

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Who's Ani?

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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