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being short is GOOD. I get cheap clothes and let to the front at gigs and allowed to sit on people's ahoulders and stuff.

i can also get away with stuff cos noone sees me do it...

sometimes i get trod on, but the other stuff makes up for it so i don't mind.

SHORT PEOPLE UNITE!!!! and get back at the tall people who left us out of their club.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

Ani = Ani Di Franco

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Who's Ani?





you just totally need to be beat for that!

**sigh**

you really need to be introduced to the wonderful world of ani. you can also check out her website:
www.righteousbabe.com


oh, and bender, you are so right, and i'm still envious of you!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

she be righteous, she be a babe. she makes feminism not uncool

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You need to be beat for that



ok ok, I can't know every musican in the world can I!! I'll check out some stuff when I'm home after the weekend, infact I'll put in a search and see if anything has downloaded by the time I get home on Sunday...ok?!

Let's relight this forum

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i hate shopping for pants. i have a stack of pants that all need hemming



this confused me. A lot.

so you mean trooouuuuuseeerrs! Sorry i'm english.

personally i just make my own - cheaper and more choice, and you can make the out of chairs and curtains and stuff which makes people think you're cool.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

I thought you were talking about Annie with the red hair from the musical.



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Being short is one of the things that has made me me, and for that I'm very thankful...





Funny, I had the idea in my head your were tall Charkles.



I also under the impression that Arsn was short for some reason ......aahhhhh, it's a glitch in the matrix.....

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

I think its Arsns avatar that makes him seem short
I thought the same thing too.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

Hurrah for short people

Well half of them. Being a short bloke's just annoying and causes nothing but difficulties, hurt and occasionally a sore neck. It also severly limits the choice of ladies available (not that I'm looking...)

Short girls just seem to get the good things and are much cuter than tall ones.

Meh and most definitely eeep

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

one of the bestest things is that i like jumping and for some reason short people are allowed to be jumpy more than tall people.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

hey down there (from my high vantage point)...

my girlfriends short (5'5") and cute so i guess i gotta give short girls some props
too!

tao, i think you're onto something, i can't jump to save my life cos i never usually have to!!!

nothing wrong with being short in my books... not that i know anything about it!

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!

wait arsn's not short???

ahhh, there's definately a glitch in the matrix! i'm with DSS...i thought charles was tall and arsn was short.

and yes tao star.....pants = trousers

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

i am short (5'2) very short. many of my friends are also short and many a free period at collage will find us in the drama suit locking my mate megan in a stationary cubord for our tutor to find at the start of the lesson.

one bad thing about being short is that people tend to assume that you are more adgile and can clime trees, also that you like being picked up and spun round or carried off across the room.

all in all i wouldn't want to be tall and average is a bit to mundane sounding. 5'6 is the hight i would like.

luv trixy

THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.

Yes, I learned spritie. I am trainable...

I'm not used to being called small....or ickle even. it's gunna take some getting used to....

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

one thing i hate about being short is that my friend who is tall says thing like "look at that sunset, oh hang on you might not be able to see it from down there" and "whats the view like from down there?" on the other hand i have an advantage when we are chucking things at each other because there is more surface area for me to aim at.

i am short, this information can be obtained by looking at my location. i live in a box, i didn't mention however that it is in fact a match-box. it is a pain every time i want to type a post i have to put little lead pelits in my pockets and jump up and down on the keyboard. i started writing this reply before the thread was even started, using my phycicakonetikaletical powers to see into the future.

in short i am short.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

SHORT PEOPLE ROCK! I have nothing against height challenged people. Actualy i have a thing for short females. they are alway's so cute and not to mention fiesty! most of the girls i have dated where short. i love short people.the most fun i have ever had was with my friend kayla who is 4'8"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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i am short, this information can be obtained by looking at my location. i live in a box, i didn't mention however that it is in fact a match-box. it is a pain every time i want to type a post i have to put little lead pelits in my pockets and jump up and down on the keyboard. i started writing this reply before the thread was even started, using my phycicakonetikaletical powers to see into the future.



LMAO!!!

see, that just proves my point. short people are just too darn cute! go us!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

What really gave you the idea I was short??? I mean I wont complain, it means I could go back on all of those really cool kiddie rides again...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

Im the short one

5' 4"

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

i've got ya beat zwitterion

i have no idea why i thought you were short arsn. one of those strange things that just happens over the internet i think.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.

children, children it matters not who is shorter than who, but that we are all short people together. the united republic of shortness.
short HOPers of the world unite.

ok, well anyway i am about 5'2 as far as i know, so i am already beat.

luv trixy

THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.