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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Please see the new thread:



[Old link]

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
ubblol

yes and hooray for Chris and Keith doing their topless homoerotic staff routine winkubblol

lovely drumming too... sorry about my arhythmic malcoordinated attempts rolleyes... but hey, I brought scones and jam biggrin

oh, yeah and Keith's a kiddiefiddler

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:
You know what.....

This place really is the spot to boost ones self esteem!!!

Feeling Low?
Life getting on top of you?
Just can't face another morning of getting up to the same old drudge?


Come on HOP and have ones social, psycological and physical self run through!!!

Hop.... the home of support.


C*NTS.........................

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
censored off keith tongue



laura rolleyes i don't know what you think was homoerotic about the routine unless you think other men get turned on by a couple of lads with their shirts off bitchin at each other with fire sticks... if you want hom-erotic you should check out the 'bears' pub we visited in brighton on saturday. now that was good!

ubblol

that was a wicked thursday though, one of my favourites for a while! biggrin bounce



i'm off to spain on weds so see you all in a week! wave sunny

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:
Laura obviously has a thing for half naked men getting slightly stroppy with each other. Next she'll be asking us to have bitch fight... Nails at the ready ladies!!

Bears ROCK.

But I must confess to being a bit let down by the size of my balls when you all dared me to go upto that group of 10 "Bears" and say in my sweetiest voice "excuse me.... Could any of you lads show me the way to the toilet"
They would have torn me cheek from cheek.......

Damn my balls

I'm not a very convincing poker player either.

Laura nana

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
so sunday.... wink

who's about this thursday then? or are you all off to falmouth? i can't be arsed to drive down 6 hours there and back for 1 day in the rain. might go to bristol but rosie's also having a farewell mashup houseparty party and we might be able to go down and crash with sam.... ohhh... the posserbilities! biggrin

anywayyyyy... tommoorow? by the river? any takers? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:

Yes...... Read your intro.... Fresh abuse

Mwah

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Hello fatties.

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello pie pixie... wave hug

where have you been>? is your friend alright?

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:
Yeah pie beast from the lower plains of Fray Bentos........ Where has your presence been!!! I've missed the abuse, and thats saying something since I've been on hop... Lexi.......

Come to Bristol this weekend...

No questions, just action.

"Do it, come on, Whats wrong with you, Here I am.... Come and get me!!!!

Name the film. Extra sexual favours for getting the actor too.
Women only need reply, And fit men...
Right thats women only then on this site.....!!!!

Who am I kidding every holes a goal.... even brown ones covered in hair that look like very sick rabbits nostrils....

Sigh.

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Er... Aliens isn't it? Ol' Sigourney Weaver.

See you tonight smile

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


tozGOLD Member
newbie
34 posts
Location: Guildy Ford, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: GHC


Who am I kidding every holes a goal.... even brown ones covered in hair that look like very sick rabbits nostrils....




ubblol
Ha ha, Keith what the f*ck are you like!? Sometimes you manage to surpass even yourself.

wave
Hello everyone! Yay Burnt Toast. We even managed to have a meeting. Most impressive!

GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:



Who the F*CK are you........

Abuse
Abuse
Abuse..... La la la

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
nothing new in here then. rolleyes see you all ijn brizzzol.... smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Everytime I go to poi you're not there Keith. Ronnie and my little shrew came down on Thursday. It rained and we went to the pub. I paid Ronnie 40p to drink a bottle of vinegar. He did it. It was funny.

Is there some sort of practice on Monday then fatties?

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:

Yeah lex........ BRISTOL, Remember I said that I was going to BRISTOL.... Right, BRISTOL.... As in the BJC.

The Bristol Juggling Convention....... In Bristol!!!

But we are all now back from Bristol.... Although there is still a chance that Strugz and Maus are still asleep under a tree somewhere???

I'll give you a shout as too whats happening tonight!

If it still is.

Mwah

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

nah dude sadley im at work - woke up at 9.30 going Shite - the field is empty!! eek ubblol

then drove home.

I need 2cu or is it b? mmmm cant remember wink

Can you sort something out for me if i ask nicely fo the weekend of 7/8th october? ill pop along to the thursday before.......

Good to see you man, another finely abusive night ubblol

biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:

No problem Matey, Glad to hear you made it work... Barely...

I think mikey fits in well with the whole Burnt Toast awake at 6 in the morning still hurling obsenities at anything that moves type scenario.

CUNextThursday.

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
I heard that. or to be more precise i heard mikey. The rest of you must have been slacking... i know i was.... :P

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
It'll be my last Thursday before I go abroad tomorrow... frown

ANyone else gonna be there, or is it gonna be just me spinning by myself?

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Ed - Nooooooooo! thats uber rubbish.........

i wont be there - as tomorrow is my birthday an i intend to be ******* somewhere that isnt guildford biggrin

Ill be there next week though - with a FlamingDiety too if i can get hold of him ubbrollsmile

Enjoy your travels man.

That hippy c**t kieth will be there and Dub too! - from about 9pm onwards mind wink

See you all next week !

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:

Yup....

We will make sure there is a mass river exodus just to make you feel like somebody loves you!!!

MWAH...

See you Thursday You small bundle of isolated goodness.

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Yay Keith, Boo Strugz!!

No worries mate, Have a wicked Birthday!!

Wow, this will be my last chance to see any HoPpers for ages!! frown

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i will man, just for you wink

thanks - you going to be away a long time? frown

have fun - which undoubtably you will biggrin

anyhow - just for good measure - skin up wink hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Damn it, you beat me to it...

Yeah, a year abroad... Should be fun...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Meh, I really should come but OH MY GOD, I can barely swallow, let along speak - woot for tonsilitis.

You still owe me money slag tongue

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
What!?!?

You're not coming!?

Tonsilitis is a Sh!t excuse!!

You're gonna be there!

And yes, yes I do...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
He's right Durbs. That's very 'I can't sing! I have a sore finger'!

You won't need your tonsils to spin... (Good job I had them out when I was 6)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


GHCmember
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)


Posted:

PAUL............

Don't force me to make this whole link very VERY blue.

You'd better be there.

I'll even buy you a pack of Camels

Yeah lets see you smoke a whole Camel..... All that fur will properly F**k your throat up!!! And that hump won't go down too well either.

See you later Ed.....

Strugz...... Do it. And remember...... Crawling is the new walking....

SO GET TO IT BOY.....

Happy birhtday dear S**t face.

Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....

Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Is someone able to bring music down? or even just some speakers?

Skin up.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Durbs, You're officially crap. And I still owe you money.

Good night though... Platform nine was fun... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


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