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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
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Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
You know what.....
This place really is the spot to boost ones self esteem!!!
Feeling Low?
Life getting on top of you?
Just can't face another morning of getting up to the same old drudge?
Come on HOP and have ones social, psycological and physical self run through!!!
Hop.... the home of support.
C*NTS.........................
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
off keith 
laura
i don't know what you think was homoerotic about the routine unless you think other men get turned on by a couple of lads with their shirts off bitchin at each other with fire sticks... if you want hom-erotic you should check out the 'bears' pub we visited in brighton on saturday. now that was good!
that was a wicked thursday though, one of my favourites for a while!
i'm off to spain on weds so see you all in a week!
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Laura obviously has a thing for half naked men getting slightly stroppy with each other. Next she'll be asking us to have bitch fight... Nails at the ready ladies!!
Bears ROCK.
But I must confess to being a bit let down by the size of my balls when you all dared me to go upto that group of 10 "Bears" and say in my sweetiest voice "excuse me.... Could any of you lads show me the way to the toilet"
They would have torn me cheek from cheek.......
Damn my balls
I'm not a very convincing poker player either.
Laura
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
so sunday....
who's about this thursday then? or are you all off to falmouth? i can't be arsed to drive down 6 hours there and back for 1 day in the rain. might go to bristol but rosie's also having a farewell mashup houseparty party and we might be able to go down and crash with sam.... ohhh... the posserbilities!
anywayyyyy... tommoorow? by the river? any takers?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Yes...... Read your intro.... Fresh abuse
Mwah
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Hello fatties.
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
hello pie pixie...
where have you been>? is your friend alright?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Yeah pie beast from the lower plains of Fray Bentos........ Where has your presence been!!! I've missed the abuse, and thats saying something since I've been on hop... Lexi.......
Come to Bristol this weekend...
No questions, just action.
"Do it, come on, Whats wrong with you, Here I am.... Come and get me!!!!
Name the film. Extra sexual favours for getting the actor too.
Women only need reply, And fit men...
Right thats women only then on this site.....!!!!
Who am I kidding every holes a goal.... even brown ones covered in hair that look like very sick rabbits nostrils....
Sigh.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Er... Aliens isn't it? Ol' Sigourney Weaver.
See you tonight
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
newbie
34 posts
Location: Guildy Ford, Australia
Written by: GHC
Who am I kidding every holes a goal.... even brown ones covered in hair that look like very sick rabbits nostrils....
Ha ha, Keith what the f*ck are you like!? Sometimes you manage to surpass even yourself.
Hello everyone! Yay Burnt Toast. We even managed to have a meeting. Most impressive!
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Who the F*CK are you........
Abuse
Abuse
Abuse..... La la la
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
nothing new in here then.
see you all ijn brizzzol.... It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Everytime I go to poi you're not there Keith. Ronnie and my little shrew came down on Thursday. It rained and we went to the pub. I paid Ronnie 40p to drink a bottle of vinegar. He did it. It was funny.
Is there some sort of practice on Monday then fatties?
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Yeah lex........ BRISTOL, Remember I said that I was going to BRISTOL.... Right, BRISTOL.... As in the BJC.
The Bristol Juggling Convention....... In Bristol!!!
But we are all now back from Bristol.... Although there is still a chance that Strugz and Maus are still asleep under a tree somewhere???
I'll give you a shout as too whats happening tonight!
If it still is.
Mwah
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
nah dude sadley im at work - woke up at 9.30 going Shite - the field is empty!!
then drove home.
I need 2cu or is it b? mmmm cant remember
Can you sort something out for me if i ask nicely fo the weekend of 7/8th october? ill pop along to the thursday before.......
Good to see you man, another finely abusive night
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
No problem Matey, Glad to hear you made it work... Barely...
I think mikey fits in well with the whole Burnt Toast awake at 6 in the morning still hurling obsenities at anything that moves type scenario.
CUNextThursday.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
I heard that. or to be more precise i heard mikey. The rest of you must have been slacking... i know i was.... :P
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
It'll be my last Thursday before I go abroad tomorrow...
ANyone else gonna be there, or is it gonna be just me spinning by myself?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Ed - Nooooooooo! thats uber rubbish.........
i wont be there - as tomorrow is my birthday an i intend to be ******* somewhere that isnt guildford
Ill be there next week though - with a FlamingDiety too if i can get hold of him
Enjoy your travels man.
That hippy c**t kieth will be there and Dub too! - from about 9pm onwards mind
See you all next week !
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Yup....
We will make sure there is a mass river exodus just to make you feel like somebody loves you!!!
MWAH...
See you Thursday You small bundle of isolated goodness.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Yay Keith, Boo Strugz!!
No worries mate, Have a wicked Birthday!!
Wow, this will be my last chance to see any HoPpers for ages!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
i will man, just for you
thanks - you going to be away a long time?
have fun - which undoubtably you will
anyhow - just for good measure - skin up
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Damn it, you beat me to it...
Yeah, a year abroad... Should be fun...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Meh, I really should come but OH MY GOD, I can barely swallow, let along speak - woot for tonsilitis.
You still owe me money slag
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
What!?!?
You're not coming!?
Tonsilitis is a Sh!t excuse!!
You're gonna be there!
And yes, yes I do...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
He's right Durbs. That's very 'I can't sing! I have a sore finger'!
You won't need your tonsils to spin... (Good job I had them out when I was 6)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
PAUL............
Don't force me to make this whole link very VERY blue.
You'd better be there.
I'll even buy you a pack of Camels
Yeah lets see you smoke a whole Camel..... All that fur will properly F**k your throat up!!! And that hump won't go down too well either.
See you later Ed.....
Strugz...... Do it. And remember...... Crawling is the new walking....
SO GET TO IT BOY.....
Happy birhtday dear S**t face.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Is someone able to bring music down? or even just some speakers?
Skin up.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Durbs, You're officially crap. And I still owe you money.
Good night though... Platform nine was fun...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Platform Nine is always fun!!
Although there were'nt as many Knives and Guns in there as there have been in the past.....
Although some girl in the street hooping did manage to get into a fight with some fat guy in a car!!! .... Nice!
Anyhoo..... Good enough last night for you?
And remember.........
Ghc... "Do I look Gay"?
Ed (Ltc)... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there"
Cheers Ed.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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