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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Please see the new thread:



[Old link]

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
 Written by: Parafinfairy


OK I'm feeling bad that we've had Laura's jacket so long. When are you going snowboarding Laura? I'm seeing Strugz on 16th if not before at the carpark so I'll bring it down with me. Its my mission...
hug hug



flying out of Blighty on the 11th, but hopefully through a roundabout route of Chris - my parents - Bristol panto society... I could maybe get it back on friday! Could you pleeeease pass it on to Chris on thursday at the (wait for it, I'll even make this post on topic for once!! ubblol ) spinning meet smile

thanks hon hug
Lx

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
they've got to find it first... smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
you're all rubbish frown spank

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Indeed they are

They are also gay, smelly, skanky, hippies, crack smokers and lice infested scum douche bags.

But ooooooooh we love them so

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Go Toast!

Just so you kids remember - toast xmas party for slices and friends only wink saturday - 3pm the river hobbits boat, dinner, then pub.........

then messy,

then GHC's biggrin

whoooooooooooooooooo!

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Go Toast indeed.

Slack...

Getting to the other side smile


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
your just jelous wink

tongue

hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Me?



Jealous?



Puh... of what?



It's all just crotch thrusts, star jumps and contact with you tongue

Getting to the other side smile


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you forgot the shimmy ubbloco

and the catalogue pose....... your rubbish, did you even pay attention to our routine...... i think not!

biggrin

as for "jelous of what"

Toasts ability to organise an entire year of shows without ONE list..... the only paper used in our planning was a packet of rizla ubblol

wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Will anyone be around the week after Christmas, before everyone F*cks off to Edinburgh?

I can have a spin with you then...

Unless y'all are gonna be in Southants on the 19 or 20th, i think Rob said... shrug

Hopefully see you soon!

Skin up.

biggrin

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
no as were all [censored] off to ed tongue

As for 19th/20th - er ....... No. smile

Come back for this weekend - toast party........

either that or bugger off to india.....

tongue

skin up yerself...... slacker.

(demonstrating another fine addition to toast is Ed smile )

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Yeah. I paid attention to the routine...

You burned off...

You ponced...

You dropped...

You set some small child on fire...

You finished...

shrug








(Some, or all, of the above routine may or may not be correct smile )

Getting to the other side smile


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
E_war_ - I'll be around methinks...
Edinburgh's for gays and hippies wink

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Where did E_war_ come from anyway? Was there a necessity to get rid of the D's? umm

We'll bring you back some Haggis (sounds like something that would pose as Meg's hair...)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Where indeed did E_war_ come from?
The planet T-wat in the outer-spiral arm of the "Absolute" galaxy I seem to remember...

He doesn't deserve D's - he's soo bad he only get's F's.

And he smells.

Of poo.

(Or it could be some bad joke involving Edward Woodward)

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Efwarf doesn't have the same ring to it...

Edward Woodward burns very well, like wood as seen in 'The Wicker Man'

Now there's a thought... when does Edget back? ubbangel devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Hello fatties! Looking forward to seeing you all tonight. Nope tomorrow night though I'm very ill and may not be on the strongie b frown. Staying in tonight eek to try and get over it. Think most likely thing is food poisoning given the amount I eat...

Love you all ..........

big fat toast hugs, the pie munching strongbow swilling fat [censored]. Mwah

Oh my god, the word poison has poi in it. Thats amazing *wonders off happy that I've learnt something new today...*

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


cknamSILVER Member
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom


Posted:
It may be cold but unless you lost your sight by drinking too much of the wrong stuff on the weekend then I expect you to be there tonight.

And if you can't see just hold on to someone who's heading that way.

DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Woot first, spin of the new year tomorrow.

It'll be hoody-less I'm afraid, but if none of you are there, you're all fired tongue

Oh, and check out www.burnttoast.co.uk - new promo video up (Hugs to Le Chat-Bleu for advice biggrin )

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
as its the 1st - ill be there with any luck....... biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
oooooh pretty vid durbly-one

(mini-hijack: come from drinks in waterloo on sunday biggrin)

love youuuuuuuu
ubblove

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Lex - Strugz says you're hot

*runs away*

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Its true, i did biggrin

When you look past all the layers of hideous disfuigurement and peel back the layers of fat, you are actually quite attractive smile ubblove

wink

(thought id deny it durbin didnt you, [censored] stirer) ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Pah, spoil sport



Thankfully her podgy eyelids obscure her vision to the point she can't read.

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
been a while has it strugz? ubblol

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubbangel

i dont know what you mean tongue

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
right thats it - i was going to be slack but now youve all had it....

see you tonight..... try and get there before 10pm you [censored] hippies ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Quick, lock up your ladies (and Keith).

The Randy Love Machine is coming to Guildford eek

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



"love machine" i was going to retaliate to that remak durbin....... but - ive been called worse ubblol



I sent lex that txt, dont think she will be there 2nyt wink ubbangel



ubblol



******************************************************************88

Erm....... righto - change of plan!



YAY for being decisive wink



Durbs - that thing you wanted im getting tonight, will bring it up saturday as i may be some time this evening , therfore you will have to make do without me....



i know it will be hard, but you can get through it guys, wink ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I made it.. can I be the new 'randy love machine (in training)' TM ? I needs practise ubblol I is all free and single after all.. woot!

had a great time last night - shoulders aren't that sore at all.. AND I managed some (albiet crappy) contact staff, even after all this time... Blessed be to the muscle memory!
As soon as I can find my two staffs I'm determined to learn doubles.. STRUGZ I wanna lesson or 3 off you please. ubblove

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


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