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Posted:this is funny

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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brodieman
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Posted:mabie barbie found about SAN FRANCISCO, Californias new wedding rights and is moving in with cindy, her secret female lover.......... ubbtickled ubbtickled

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Posted:omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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brodieman
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Posted:what would it look like??

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Posted:normal. biggrin but it would come with barbie's lover doll too

at least we'd be teaching kids that there's more than just one sexuality.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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brodieman
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Posted:thats deep smile

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Stebbins
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Posted:Quote:
omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.



Man I would buy lesbian barbie ubbtickled It would make sleep over partys much more interesting biggrin "Uh oh barbie! my shirt fell off durning are pillow fight" Mah hahahahaha.


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Posted:ubblol to all the above

i dint own a ken so mine and my mates barbies we all lesbians for many years wink


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Tao Star
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Posted:Quote:
To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.



because of course all of us go through the 'fake tan' stage of breaking up. Sounds like a mid life crisis to me.... wink


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bubblishis
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Posted:It has to be a midlife crisis if they put her with someone named "Blaine." I bet she was having an affair.

The only Barbie I had as a kid was black.




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GottaLoveIt
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Posted:Dammit, just proves that nothing in life is perfect... spank


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Tao Star
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Posted:especially barbie - if she was a real person her legs would break because of the longness and thiness and the big tits. kiss

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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DeepSoulSheep
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Posted:That's complete hearsay wink tongue

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Dunc
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Posted:*Joke

Did anyone hear about the new Barbie Divorce doll? It comes with all of Kens accesories!! ubblol


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Posted:Quote:
especially barbie - if she was a real person her legs would break because of the longness and thiness and the big tits. kiss



she also wouldn't be able to breathe.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mistress Aurora
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Posted:Quote:
*Joke

Did anyone hear about the new Barbie Divorce doll? It comes with all of Kens accesories!! ubblol



ubblol

I used to see a pregnant Barbie advertised once. She had two detachable bellies. One big enough to fit the baby in and the other after she had/before she had the baby.

I still have all of my Barbie stuff. redface

Figured Barbie's life was headed for a midlife crisis sooner or later...Or was that Ken? biggrin



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NYC
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omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.



Every toy store in the East Village has fetished out Barbie and Kens. Some with a gay twist as well. They're not made my Matel but they're similar. Yet again... all the good ideas are taken.


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Every toy store in the East Village has fetished out Barbie and Kens. Some with a gay twist as well. They're not made my Matel but they're similar.





oooh. i want one!!!



right. another reason to go to NYC. biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dunc
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Posted:Quote:
omg that would be the best. they really should have a lesbian barbie.



Come on kids...do you want Gay Barbie or Twink Ken?!

I'd love to see the faces of those parents when they walk into the Mattel shop! ubblol


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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NYC
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Posted:Quote:
right. another reason to go to NYC. biggrin



Great, I'm on the list of reasons to visit New York... Right below gay Ken dolls. Fantastic. rolleyes:


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Posted:aww hunny, you're top of the list of course! the rest just adds to the already perfect trip wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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mixinluv2u
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Posted:i think that's really smart on the marketer's side. most ladies now a days wants to be independent. not to rely on their "man." if ken is a man at all.

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Posted:Quote:
This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.






Grr stinkin Ozzies always moving in on our turf! Oh the swave accent BIG DEAL!!


... ohh hello Ozzies... umm didn't see you there


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