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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
I love public transport. It is where professionals have to sit next to junkies and drunks and pretend not to mind. And people don't seem to care that they are in public. They treat it like home... yell at there children, fight with there partners, kiss, sing, talk to themselves. I have done (or stilll doing) a whole series of paintings and drawings on public transport, and although some days the pollution and intimacy gets to me, i usually can get something out of it.
Just got the bus home and had an 'experience'. I got on, paid for my ticket and turned around to sit down An old man said "your from *insert town*". I thought it was wierd but then i realized that I was wearing my old soccer shirt. The only seat left (should have been a clue :idea
:) was next to him so i sat there. About two minutes after i sat down he started very quietly making ghost noises "whoooo awhaaah"... He was looking out the window the whole time and didn't say anything else. 
I got off two stops early!
It was very strange, although i am starting to giggle about it now!
Anyone else had "fun" on public transport? Planes, trains and buses seem to attract a 'special sort'!!
I love public transport. It is where professionals have to sit next to junkies and drunks and pretend not to mind. And people don't seem to care that they are in public. They treat it like home... yell at there children, fight with there partners, kiss, sing, talk to themselves. I have done (or stilll doing) a whole series of paintings and drawings on public transport, and although some days the pollution and intimacy gets to me, i usually can get something out of it.
Just got the bus home and had an 'experience'. I got on, paid for my ticket and turned around to sit down An old man said "your from *insert town*". I thought it was wierd but then i realized that I was wearing my old soccer shirt. The only seat left (should have been a clue :idea
:) was next to him so i sat there. About two minutes after i sat down he started very quietly making ghost noises "whoooo awhaaah"... He was looking out the window the whole time and didn't say anything else. I got off two stops early!It was very strange, although i am starting to giggle about it now!
Anyone else had "fun" on public transport? Planes, trains and buses seem to attract a 'special sort'!!
... simplify ...
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old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Posted:
When you share your ride in with every school child in the universe you get an appreciation for the current trends in language. Word of choice at the moment is "durrr!" as in "He was like durrr! so I was so like DURRRHHH!"
When you share your ride in with every school child in the universe you get an appreciation for the current trends in language. Word of choice at the moment is "durrr!" as in "He was like durrr! so I was so like DURRRHHH!"
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Pole dancing on a tube! Fun - you should try it!
Funniest strangest tube experience I had in London was on the District Line to Wimbledon, sitting opposite a rather large old lady who kept standing up and mooning at the passengers and flashing her boobs at the guy next to her. Poor dear was obviously totally loolah, but that did not stop all the other passengers snickering. However she seemed to thrive on the attention, so we had to try and hold back our laughter as the sight of her flesh on display was really not pleasant!
Pole dancing on a tube! Fun - you should try it!
Funniest strangest tube experience I had in London was on the District Line to Wimbledon, sitting opposite a rather large old lady who kept standing up and mooning at the passengers and flashing her boobs at the guy next to her. Poor dear was obviously totally loolah, but that did not stop all the other passengers snickering. However she seemed to thrive on the attention, so we had to try and hold back our laughter as the sight of her flesh on display was really not pleasant!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
once on the tube at about midnight or whenever the last one is i saw these two people doing acrobatics.
i don't mean just swinging from the poles, they were properly doing backfilps and loads of crazy stuff. It was a pretty good show and the journey went much quicker!
once on the tube at about midnight or whenever the last one is i saw these two people doing acrobatics.
i don't mean just swinging from the poles, they were properly doing backfilps and loads of crazy stuff. It was a pretty good show and the journey went much quicker!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
We don't have public transport in most parts of this country.
that was one of my favorite parts about my trip to England: my ability to get around without a car.
We don't have public transport in most parts of this country.
that was one of my favorite parts about my trip to England: my ability to get around without a car.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
In germany i got on a tram (yes tram not train) there was this woman sitting to the side of us. suddenly she stuck her head out into the passagway and puked up! then she sat back again as if nothing happend! no doubt we got off and walked the rest of the way
oh, and my frind tom got stabbed on a train with a penknife by some townies.
In germany i got on a tram (yes tram not train) there was this woman sitting to the side of us. suddenly she stuck her head out into the passagway and puked up! then she sat back again as if nothing happend! no doubt we got off and walked the rest of the way
oh, and my frind tom got stabbed on a train with a penknife by some townies.
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469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
addict
469 posts
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall wales denmark or pra...
Posted:
i live in nottingham and our public transport is a curse, the curse of NCTX.
the busses are so full they are like cattle trucks and i have totally given upon them i live 2 mins from a bus stop and 25 mins from town so iwalk cos the busses ar eso bad.
but people are normally quite freindly on busses theyll talk to the tall goth man about anything, the sort of people who get out of my way like im contagious will quite happily chat to you about their life, their lumbago bunions anything.
its weird
i live in nottingham and our public transport is a curse, the curse of NCTX.
the busses are so full they are like cattle trucks and i have totally given upon them i live 2 mins from a bus stop and 25 mins from town so iwalk cos the busses ar eso bad.
but people are normally quite freindly on busses theyll talk to the tall goth man about anything, the sort of people who get out of my way like im contagious will quite happily chat to you about their life, their lumbago bunions anything.
its weird
my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
I actually got flashed (bum, not brests) by a woman in the london underground once - and she was pretty darned hot too. She was getting up to get off as some station near London Bridge (I think I was on the way to the War Museam?), and she stood up, bent over from the waist (legs strait) to pick up her bags in such a way that her rear was almost in my face, at which point I realized her skirt was totally see-through white gaussy type material and she had on black garters and a thong underneath, and was looking real good. She looked over her shoulder at me as she stood up and walked off the subway. I was in shock - like a deer in the headlights of an oncoming car.
About 5 seconds later, the rastifarian guy next to me says, "did you see thaat, maan?". All I could say was, "whoa..."
I love the Tokyo train system. Everyone is either sleeping or reading 'adult' comic books (including the women).
I have the pictures to prove it.
The Berlin U/S-bahns are a really interesting mix of folks too...
I often like to pull my digital camera out on subways and try to descretely take candid shots.
Perhaps Icarus and I should put our work together to make some sort of coffee table book...
I actually got flashed (bum, not brests) by a woman in the london underground once - and she was pretty darned hot too. She was getting up to get off as some station near London Bridge (I think I was on the way to the War Museam?), and she stood up, bent over from the waist (legs strait) to pick up her bags in such a way that her rear was almost in my face, at which point I realized her skirt was totally see-through white gaussy type material and she had on black garters and a thong underneath, and was looking real good. She looked over her shoulder at me as she stood up and walked off the subway. I was in shock - like a deer in the headlights of an oncoming car.
About 5 seconds later, the rastifarian guy next to me says, "did you see thaat, maan?". All I could say was, "whoa..."
I love the Tokyo train system. Everyone is either sleeping or reading 'adult' comic books (including the women).
I have the pictures to prove it.
The Berlin U/S-bahns are a really interesting mix of folks too...
I often like to pull my digital camera out on subways and try to descretely take candid shots.
Perhaps Icarus and I should put our work together to make some sort of coffee table book... -v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
My favorite "show" I've seen was on the Paris metro. At some point during the ride, a puppet show complete with music appeared at the other end of the car. Made me laugh and laugh. I had thought it was just people being cute while asking for money, but the got off a few stops before I did, and never had a tray out at all. In the states, I'm pretty sure they would have been begging.
My favorite "show" I've seen was on the Paris metro. At some point during the ride, a puppet show complete with music appeared at the other end of the car. Made me laugh and laugh. I had thought it was just people being cute while asking for money, but the got off a few stops before I did, and never had a tray out at all. In the states, I'm pretty sure they would have been begging.
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
i wanna see those pictures
Quote:
I love the Tokyo train system. Everyone is either sleeping or reading 'adult' comic books (including the women).
I have the pictures to prove it.
i wanna see those pictures
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I grew up riding the New York City Subways and still find them 'home'... Yeah, there's some crazys on them, but that's half the fun. Except when they have guns. But they rarely take them out.
One day I had a horrible day and I went to the front car of the 6 train and rode it from start to finish, looking out the front window at the tunnels. It was awesome.
I love mass transit too... I like my car, but I love my subways.
I grew up riding the New York City Subways and still find them 'home'... Yeah, there's some crazys on them, but that's half the fun. Except when they have guns. But they rarely take them out.
One day I had a horrible day and I went to the front car of the 6 train and rode it from start to finish, looking out the front window at the tunnels. It was awesome.
I love mass transit too... I like my car, but I love my subways.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Depends which way your bus is going mind you. Some baaaad bus experiences. Saw a girl pull a kichen knife out right next to us on the back of a bus and threaten an old man for giving out about her smoking.
I have good memories on the late night buses at 4am.
Having big mad conversations with strangers. Singing on the back of the bus. Meeting people who know people you know. Having random strangers from the bus back in your house playing your guitar and singing with you in the sauna drinking sherry....yea man public trasport's rockin.
More happy memories than bad
Depends which way your bus is going mind you. Some baaaad bus experiences. Saw a girl pull a kichen knife out right next to us on the back of a bus and threaten an old man for giving out about her smoking.
I have good memories on the late night buses at 4am.
Having big mad conversations with strangers. Singing on the back of the bus. Meeting people who know people you know. Having random strangers from the bus back in your house playing your guitar and singing with you in the sauna drinking sherry....yea man public trasport's rockin.
More happy memories than bad
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
hmmm.... I don't have a place on the web I can post it just now. I could email one if you like.
Quote:
i wanna see those pictures
hmmm.... I don't have a place on the web I can post it just now. I could email one if you like.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
i miss public trasportation
i had this funny experience one evening on the tube. my friend and i had been running around town, just having some fun for the evening, exploring london, all that. well it was later in the evening, but not incredibly late, and we were the only people in the car on the tube except for one man. she and i were just chatting, laughing a bit about something. we look over and notice him sitting in the far corner of the car, facing the wall (the seat wasn't facing that way, he had actually turned around to face the wall). and we think we heard him muttering to himself, but we're not sure. but he refused to face any direction. just sat there, staring at the blank wall of the tube car.
i miss public trasportation
i had this funny experience one evening on the tube. my friend and i had been running around town, just having some fun for the evening, exploring london, all that. well it was later in the evening, but not incredibly late, and we were the only people in the car on the tube except for one man. she and i were just chatting, laughing a bit about something. we look over and notice him sitting in the far corner of the car, facing the wall (the seat wasn't facing that way, he had actually turned around to face the wall). and we think we heard him muttering to himself, but we're not sure. but he refused to face any direction. just sat there, staring at the blank wall of the tube car.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
oh i forgot. once while riding the tube, i also got proposed to by some strange Italian guy i had never met before.
oh i forgot. once while riding the tube, i also got proposed to by some strange Italian guy i had never met before.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Public transport in Cornwall is the most inaccessible things I have ever had the misfortune to come accross!!
I work just over 10 miles from where I live, its a standard 9 - 5 job (usually). Its normally about a 20 minute drive each way.
But,
If I were to get a bus, I would have to leave the house at 5:45am to get to the bus station to catch the bus to go 3 miles beyond where I need to, to be there in time to catch a bus from there BACK to where I work!!
Either that or be 35 minutes late every day!
Then to get home again......
I have a choice of leaving at 2:30pm or 10:30pm (bearing in mind that I finish work at 5pm)
Or I could walk!!!
And the government has the cheek to punish drivers in this country to persuade us to use more public transport!!!!!
*end rant*
Public transport in Cornwall is the most inaccessible things I have ever had the misfortune to come accross!!
I work just over 10 miles from where I live, its a standard 9 - 5 job (usually). Its normally about a 20 minute drive each way.
But,
If I were to get a bus, I would have to leave the house at 5:45am to get to the bus station to catch the bus to go 3 miles beyond where I need to, to be there in time to catch a bus from there BACK to where I work!!
Either that or be 35 minutes late every day!
Then to get home again......
I have a choice of leaving at 2:30pm or 10:30pm (bearing in mind that I finish work at 5pm)
Or I could walk!!!
And the government has the cheek to punish drivers in this country to persuade us to use more public transport!!!!!
*end rant*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Once i was on a bus with a bus driver with serious road rage, he was swear obscenely the whole journey (40min) and tried to race a lorry!
Also, (on the same bus route) the bus i was on has crashed into a traffic light!
Needless to say i try not to go using that route now.
Once i was on a bus with a bus driver with serious road rage, he was swear obscenely the whole journey (40min) and tried to race a lorry!
Also, (on the same bus route) the bus i was on has crashed into a traffic light!
Needless to say i try not to go using that route now.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
False Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City
346 posts
Location: New York City
Posted:
Yeah there are all kinds of characters on the subway in New York. The most memorable is the hispanic guy who built this horse out of foam rubber. It runs from the floor to his waist and his legs are inside - so it looks like he's riding a foam rubber horse. He tours the subways, playing salsa music and dancing around, asking for change. It's pretty creative.
Yeah there are all kinds of characters on the subway in New York. The most memorable is the hispanic guy who built this horse out of foam rubber. It runs from the floor to his waist and his legs are inside - so it looks like he's riding a foam rubber horse. He tours the subways, playing salsa music and dancing around, asking for change. It's pretty creative.
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
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313 posts
Location: london,uk
313 posts
Location: london,uk
Posted:
Last summer,i was on my way to a festival,got on a bus in a sleepy country village.This woman starts to tell the whole bus about her terrible life,how she got mugged,made homeless,got mugged again...it was pretty horrific,all the things that had happened,but what was worse was her victim,nothing good ever happens to me attitude.She was clearly slightly loopy and i was trying to chant quietly under my breath to drown out her depressing tirade,when a little old man stood up and passed her a postcard .On it was written"i can think positive".He was such a sweet,twinkly,smiley old guy,he was so the opposite of her.I resolved there and then to try and not dwell on my own negativity.....
Last summer,i was on my way to a festival,got on a bus in a sleepy country village.This woman starts to tell the whole bus about her terrible life,how she got mugged,made homeless,got mugged again...it was pretty horrific,all the things that had happened,but what was worse was her victim,nothing good ever happens to me attitude.She was clearly slightly loopy and i was trying to chant quietly under my breath to drown out her depressing tirade,when a little old man stood up and passed her a postcard .On it was written"i can think positive".He was such a sweet,twinkly,smiley old guy,he was so the opposite of her.I resolved there and then to try and not dwell on my own negativity.....
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member
165 posts
Location: Australia
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165 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Thats a beautiful story!
Thats a beautiful story!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
So Bird, tell us how you really feel!
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And the government has the cheek to punish drivers in this country to persuade us to use more public transport!!!!!
So Bird, tell us how you really feel!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Does it show that I'm a born driver??
Does it show that I'm a born driver??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Sponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Posted:
EDITED_BY: GottaLoveIt (1075657940)
EDITED_BY: GottaLoveIt (1075657940)
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Sponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Posted:
Haha, public transport failed on me last week, my bus broke down half way through the journey to work and private transport (my mate's car) failed on me last night! Ran out of fuel between junctions 2 and 3 on the M40! We were very x_x and had to wait hours for his mum to bring us gas. anyone see a grey cavalier parked up with no lights cause the battery died too at 4:30am - 6am? That was me! The one dribbling and sleeping in the back 
Ooo ooo and I got my first ever fire pics!!!!! They're gonna be poo! But YeY! *Dances*
Haha, public transport failed on me last week, my bus broke down half way through the journey to work and private transport (my mate's car) failed on me last night! Ran out of fuel between junctions 2 and 3 on the M40!
We were very x_x and had to wait hours for his mum to bring us gas. anyone see a grey cavalier parked up with no lights cause the battery died too at 4:30am - 6am? That was me! The one dribbling and sleeping in the back Ooo ooo and I got my first ever fire pics!!!!! They're gonna be poo! But YeY! *Dances* Monkeys monkeys and bananas
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