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Posted: Ok so my dads a DT teacher so during his lesson two boys were getting ready to have a fight. So my dad says to them "You can choose between two things. I tie you to the table and chop off your balls with a chisel or you behave. I wish I'd been there to see how they reacted.
Posted: OUCH!!! At least chisels give a good clean cut though (if theyre sharp enough heh heh heh!)Today I was in a Catholic school in Glos. and y11 have to do presentations on moral issues. One lads suggestion for a snappy title to his project was - "Before you get laid, think of aids!"Myself and the class teacher did not know wether to laugh or cry!!
CantusSILVER Member Tantamount to fatuity 15,966 posts Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted: My friend was in the debating team at school and she had to argue for the legalisation of prostitution. Before she started her speech she put up a poster that read:Vote for me, get one free!
Meh
Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member still can't believe it's not butter 6,978 posts Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted: Fair go! what kind of world do we live in when girls don't get the equal opportunity to cop a grotesque punishment at school??! I say make'em listen to a whole album of Robbie Williams*shudders*oh the humanity...
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