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joe_sixsteps


joe_sixsteps

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Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon,...

Total posts: 310
Posted:As the mess of stories concerning the last weekend slowly surface, it becomes increasingly clear that the central theme of these weekends is not actually spinning whatsoever; rather it is sex. Maybe I'm putting that too baldly, but the heady mess of tension that seems to have been running like an undercurrent through the course of the last weekend (which completely passed me by at the time) must surely have been its defining focus.

Therefore it is only right that the next weekend should be set over Valentine's day. If the last one was sordid and confused... let's see what new heights we can achieve with this one. Forget Jennifer Steele - I'm going to book a priest for the duration, and see what happens...

For those of you who didn't make the last weekend, but have maybe seen the jelly wrestling video... I'm not being entirely serious. Though we may never know quite how many clandestine pairings took place during those brief hours of darkness... we did also do quite a lot of spinning. Essentially, the format for the weekend is this - loads of spinners turn up during the course of the week, with the majority arriving on Friday (that'll be Friday the 13th - oh dear!), and then stay for the weekend. We go and spin in the park nearby, or head up to the sports hall to spin indoors to music (with loads of toys - balance bars, crash mats and trampolines!). Apart from that, there are missions, baked goods, laptops, videos, vegetarian food and the opportunity to get to know a whole load of the other HOPers. And 'get to know' can be as euphamistic as you like...

As per usual, I'll post more details nearer the time... blah di blah, see the other threads for info if you want it now. The major change this time is that I will be asking everyone for a fiver - this will go to buying all the paraffin and renting the sports hall and swimming pool, and if there's any spare it's earmarked for the Get Pounce To Kent Fund, on which we're still about 120 short.

Quite how we're going to beat the jelly wrestling is a bit of a mystery, however. We need some madcap scheme, preferably one both dangerous and illegal, so if you have any suggestions please post them below.

And come down for the weekend, all of you. It'll be a riot.

hug


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joe_sixsteps


joe_sixsteps

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Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon,...

Total posts: 310
Posted:So, this thing about swimming underwater whilst glowing... is there such a thing as an underwater video camera. Does anyone have one? Where can we get one?

Imagine dark water, and glowing shapes moving calmly through it... would be good.


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Gnor
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Gnor

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Location: Perth

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Posted:Frodo is his glo lycra bursting forth through the water.....with balloons..
..then flaming arrows....


Throw dry ice on the water to make it bubble and seethe....


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Get your Turkish Goggles here!!!

DISTRESS!!!


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

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Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:I LOVE ABSYNTHEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

erhmmm....

anywhooo...

ive got rowing lycra... doesn't glow tho...


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!

NO, YE CANNA COOM FROU HEARRRR, OH, OK BUT ONLY TWOO O YEAS!!!

OH AN GIVE US UR BAGS LIKE, AND AL WACH EM LIKE, FOR YE LIKE, ALRITE?

LIKE?


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas

Total posts: 3899
Posted:Can someone sum up the details of this event for me - I'm of half a mind to fly over the channel and join y'all for the weekend, even though all the cheap airfare's are gone (any suggestions on that?). beerchug

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:www.easyjet.co.uk
www.lastminute.com
www.ryanair.co.uk or something

try lufthansa as well...i think me and my dad some some really cheap flights to germany and back..

PLEASE COME OVER!

we (most probably eva as well) shall all be attending hopefully if we can get a lift from tatty. i will be ringing her later rather than earlier as i have not yet learnt hwo to control space and time *note to self-learn how to control space and time for friday if possible* as she is probably teaching 5 year olds how to count now.

looks like a great number of people shall be going.

Thereby i am claiming shotgun in my normal place, up stairs on the double bed. I dont mind sharing but i am a smoker. WLTM....hang on..erm..

yer that was it.. is that ok joe if i get dibbs/ baggsies/ baggs/ etc on your bed?

kiss

*already has fiver in hand*


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mech
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mech

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Posted:well anyone is welcome to kip with me, the only thing is im a thwapper!

wink

so yeah, anyone who wants a cuddle while the sleep, is welcom eto one from me!


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UCOF
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Posted:shall we spoon?

ubbtickled

no..i meant to write that to someone else..

i wont say who though....


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:*he means me*

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

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Location: Warwickshire

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Posted:shotgun the upstairs double with jon

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vanize
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vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas

Total posts: 3899
Posted:ok then, I just found a reasonably priced ticket which would put me in that wednesday night and have me leaving on sunday sometime.

Is there any easy way to get from Heathrow to Seven-whats-its?


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UCOF
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UCOF

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Posted:you shall hear no complaints from me about that one flid.

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UCOF
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Posted:very very easy...

train or car.

could someone go and meet Vanize at heathrow please?

cough cough pounce didcough cough, wink


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Faberg
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

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Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 1459
Posted:Darn, I'd love to go to this thing, sounds like a right ol' shin-dig! Unfortunately I'll be in London this weekend, and again on the 1st weekend in March, couldn't possibly fit another one in ubbcrying

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile

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vanize
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vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas

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Posted:ok then, you convinced me (I had nothin to do on V day anyway) and I bought the ticket.

see you all on that Wednesday night! or whenever you show up... or I show up... or whatever....


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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:oh ya it's quite easy to get there. i had a lovely welcoming crew when i arrived, but i found my way back to the airport quite easily with mand's assistance (oh wait, i knew the trains better than she did ubblol )

i'd spoon with ya jon if i was there! wink ubblol (he's a good cuddler, i highly recommend him ubblol )


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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vanize
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vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas

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Posted:Quote:

i'd spoon with ya jon if i was there! wink ubblol (he's a good cuddler, i highly recommend him ubblol )



yeah, I'll keep that in mind...


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Pink...?
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Pink...?

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Posted:I could try and meet you at the airport if you want Vanize? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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mech
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mech

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Posted:aint i a good cuddler?! confused ubbcrying

Step (el-nombrie)

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spritie
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spritie

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Location: Galveston, TX

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Posted:No offence, but I think Vanize might prefer a girly snuggler...

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vanize
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vanize

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Posted:Quote:
I could try and meet you at the airport if you want Vanize? ubbangel





That would be extra special delicious if you could! I mean, if it isn't a hassle or anything... rolleyes



It's been like 10 years since I tried to navigate the London rail system. I'm sure I'd figure it out, but it's more fun to have an escort you know (especially delightfully pink ones). beerchug


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vanize
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vanize

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Posted:Quote:
No offence, but I think Vanize might prefer a girly snuggler...



no offense taken...

oh, you mean Mech... sorry! redface


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Mand
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Mand

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Location: Calgary Canada

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Posted:Quote:
i found my way back to the airport quite easily with mand's assistance (oh wait, i knew the trains better than she did ubblol )


ubblolyeah thats true!
Hey, I don't often get to go to cities ok, let alone something the size of London! ubblol


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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pounce
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pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:excuses excuses mand! you live in england and had never been to london! i live in the states and was showing you around! what's wrong with this picture?? ubblol

and yes mech, you are very cuddly as well. there are a number of very cuddly people that were at kent that weekend.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
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Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada

Total posts: 2317
Posted:I live most of the time on rivers, up mountains, etc...
anyway, I'm not arguing this one! ubblol

ubbangel was I cuddly? ubbangel


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:hey, im cuddly! john tell em im cuddly...

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:of course you were cuddly tongue silly girl, asking a silly question!

mand's very comfy! but she won't be there that weekend! she'll be cuddling me again biggrin with spitfire! biggrin the cuddly threesome biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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joe_sixsteps


joe_sixsteps

mULti-torTOISe
Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon,...

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Posted:There'd better be a webcam running there you three....

Wow, so much activity, I've got to check this place more often. Every three hours or so is clearly not enough!


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Mand
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Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada

Total posts: 2317
Posted:Quote:
of course you were cuddly tongue silly girl, asking a silly question!

mand's very comfy! but she won't be there that weekend! she'll be cuddling me again biggrin with spitfire! biggrin the cuddly threesome biggrin



biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
*does the happy dance*


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