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joe_sixsteps
joe_sixsteps

mULti-torTOISe
Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon,...
Member Since: 17th Oct 2003
Total posts: 310
Posted:As the mess of stories concerning the last weekend slowly surface, it becomes increasingly clear that the central theme of these weekends is not actually spinning whatsoever; rather it is sex. Maybe I'm putting that too baldly, but the heady mess of tension that seems to have been running like an undercurrent through the course of the last weekend (which completely passed me by at the time) must surely have been its defining focus.

Therefore it is only right that the next weekend should be set over Valentine's day. If the last one was sordid and confused... let's see what new heights we can achieve with this one. Forget Jennifer Steele - I'm going to book a priest for the duration, and see what happens...

For those of you who didn't make the last weekend, but have maybe seen the jelly wrestling video... I'm not being entirely serious. Though we may never know quite how many clandestine pairings took place during those brief hours of darkness... we did also do quite a lot of spinning. Essentially, the format for the weekend is this - loads of spinners turn up during the course of the week, with the majority arriving on Friday (that'll be Friday the 13th - oh dear!), and then stay for the weekend. We go and spin in the park nearby, or head up to the sports hall to spin indoors to music (with loads of toys - balance bars, crash mats and trampolines!). Apart from that, there are missions, baked goods, laptops, videos, vegetarian food and the opportunity to get to know a whole load of the other HOPers. And 'get to know' can be as euphamistic as you like...

As per usual, I'll post more details nearer the time... blah di blah, see the other threads for info if you want it now. The major change this time is that I will be asking everyone for a fiver - this will go to buying all the paraffin and renting the sports hall and swimming pool, and if there's any spare it's earmarked for the Get Pounce To Kent Fund, on which we're still about 120 short.

Quite how we're going to beat the jelly wrestling is a bit of a mystery, however. We need some madcap scheme, preferably one both dangerous and illegal, so if you have any suggestions please post them below.

And come down for the weekend, all of you. It'll be a riot.

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:would that be on the thursday kit? I'll be going via liverpool street from essex, but was planning on friday afternoon. Could be persuading into thursday night thou if that's cool with joe, i only have one lecture on friday

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lost boy
lost boy

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Location: bournemouth
Member Since: 15th Nov 2003
Total posts: 13
Posted:hey everyone

joe a very belated thanx for the last weekend.

im gonna be coming down with frodo in "the car" i think on the friday (?) not sure.
it will be great to see everyone again, i promise to spend more time awake than asleep this time ubbrollsmile.
see ya all
from ben.


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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:erm i found a doohicky on line that said 40 odd mins to get to liverpool st? confused

hmmm i'm probably wrong i tend to be an optimist to the EXTREME ubblol hehe

I would be eternally grateful for escort, hug spesh at that time of night, London frightens me, frown its not as friendly as Edinburgh... eekscary biscuits

ok This is Saturday night i'm trvelling guys, Joe dear? i won't be arriving till Saturday evening bout... then so yeah look forward to seeing you all.

still up for underground buddy offers.... smile

see you guys soon!!
*does the excited dance*




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pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:Quote:
im gonna be coming down with frodo in "the car"





will there still be the dreaded drips???



cause if so, can you get that on film? frodo screaming "drips! drips!" really needs to go on the next video biggrin



ubblol


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Mand
Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada
Member Since: 24th Oct 2003
Total posts: 2317
Posted:Quote:
Quote:
im gonna be coming down with frodo in "the car"



will there still be the dreaded drips???

cause if so, can you get that on film? frodo screaming "drips! drips!" really needs to go on the next video biggrin

ubblol


ubblol ubblol ubblol
With the white stuff dripping down his face! ubblol
I'd forgotton about that. ubblol


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
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Posted:and all of thinking he was screaming "trips!" and wondering why ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:i would like to see frodos drips

and all that said wuth an ubbangel face! biggrin


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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:if its sat nite then im afraid the missus has monopolised my time that night, sorry.

i don't think i wanna know about white stuff on frodo's face, mkay? you're starting to put me off. when i was single (3 days ago) i would sound like fun, but not now..... frown


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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:well im am sorry to disapoint but the drips should be gone soon.... after spending the whole of the winter wondering how to stop the drips, i realised that i had a good old roll of "Gaffer " tape in the back...

this seems to have solved the problem, although im quite unsure as it hasnt rained yet....so more white stuff could be produced by my baby....

i need everyones help... i want to name my car, as i feel its both rude to point, and not name it..... so.. please help me and put forward sensible suggestions, and we will pick the winner in kent......

winner wins a free trip, in the drip machine, and for a bonus we might even go through mcdonalds drive through backwards and launch verbal abuse at the staff. and see if they really are loving it?!

frodo out!!


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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:fizgig

and what if i win? what do i get???


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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originalsmit
originalsmit

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:fizgig, lol
ummm how about ermintrude, the cow off the magic roundabout, with your car dripping milky white stuff it seems poetic.
The great north V south (well midlanders V south but anything north of watford gap may as well be wasteland for all you londerners care!!) battle may be off!!
we have one definite car and one maybe, the driver of the definite has punched the wall really hard and given himself a compound fracture, you rmember kez dont you??
an the maybe is.... a maybe
might all go wrong, might come together, might hacksaw th eend off his hand cast so he can grip the steering wheel.
oh no. ive just realised something else, i have to work the saturday 8-4......might well not get it off, its gonna be very difficult anyway.
and jordan works on the same team as me so h might not and if me and him aint going.... who knows.


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
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Posted:

my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Kit
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Location: middle of Troon
Member Since: 22nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 1269
Posted:i had a friend who named his car "the womb", the running explanation being "because its all soft and warm and safe inside..." the womb died a few years ago so its time the name was passed on to another fine specimen of a rustbucket/heap of junk/car*

tongue


p.s. another (max power reading) friend called his "the beast" no? didnt think so...


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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:i named my lil runner after pink...? aka alice

so how about you steal one of the names of teh ladys from hop and name it after them?


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Frodo
Frodo

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Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:shall i call it bam bam then?



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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:how about deathtrap? wink


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:how rude.... eek eek

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:i think bammers is a good one?

where's my prize?


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simian
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110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Oct 2002
Total posts: 3149
Posted:possible car names

Mr Frodo's remarkable transportation apparatus

the Thwapmobile

Spirit of Naive Optimism

Boris

Klarvor, the Transexual Lord of Mischief and Destroyer of Community Spirit

outside the asylum
(as in, everywhere outside the car is inside the asylum. i've shamelessly nicked that from a very funny man)

Sorry


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flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:ok all, i'd like to announce that on the friday night, after getting covered in paraffin and drunk, i will be organising a:

Valentines Card Making Session

complete with A4 paper and a box of crayola. I'm not sure about anyone else, but i plan to give a card to every women there (i may even make a few to send to myself). Anyone is welcome to join in, things to bring, if you have them:

Glitter
PrittStick
Felt tip pens
Colouring Pencils
Sticky back plastic
Extra Paper, cause I will run out

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:hey! i want a valentine's card frown

*goes off to pout cause she won't be getting any valentine's cards*


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Location: Galveston, TX
Member Since: 9th Sep 2001
Total posts: 2014
Posted:I'll make you one, pounce. ubblove I still have a bunch of stuff left-over from the one i sent off last week.

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:yay! valentine's cards!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:do you really think bambam will like bing linked to an old banger?

i think you would get an ass whooping!


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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:Quote:
do you really think bambam will like bing linked to an old banger?



now why did you have to say a comment like that mech? you know i can't resist commenting!!!!

ubblol


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:all i am saying is that if bams saw frodos car and knew it was named after her, she may cry, and then kill him!

bams is fine, sweet and lovable, and snugglbe, fordos car is non of the above, and you may get a rash from it!

frodo i love you man, but your car is class funny!

"erm what does this part do, we ripped it off and smashed it!" ubblol


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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:ubblol no hun, you missed what i was saying. i know what you meant. maybe it's american slang...."banger" think about it dear wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
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Posted:what, you mean like a sausage?

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Posted:ah, another language snafu. i forgot banger was sausage.

ok, for the UK folks. to "bang" someone (american slang) is to (putting it lightly) have sex with them.

it's so not as funny when i have to explain it. rolleyes


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
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Posted:are you calling bambam a slut? eek

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