she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!
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*thinks pounce is just making up scars now cos she thinks someones gonna beat her *
not mad just accident prone idiots
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
we cant stop here its bat country!!!!!!!!!!!
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
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Does that put me in the running? How about in the running to be in the running? Maybe walking. More of a stroll. With frequent rests.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Does that put me in the running? How about in the running to be in the running? Maybe walking. More of a stroll. With frequent rests.
LMAO!!!
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
Je suis le dieu de les pamplemousses! adorez moi!
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Written by: Fitria
Oh good god this will take a while:
I am going to go from top to bottom of my body:
1. The three under my nose from the reconstructive surgery when I was just one week old
2. The scar on my top lip from the same operation
3. The two scars on the bottom of my lip from more reconstructive surgery when I was only five
4. Two scars in my mouth from even more reconstructive surgery when I was 13. (on the top part of my gum)
5. The scar on my pointer finger on my left hand from where I almost sliced off the top part of my finger during my chefing days.
6. Scar on my left thumb also a victim of my knife when I was doing chefing.
7. Scar on my right arm from a cancerous mole being taken off
8. Four separate burn scars from poi (wrist wraps are my enemy)
9. Scar on both my left and right wrists from when I was working in a chemical company and in an Occ Health and Safety issue some was spilled....I slipped in it and broke my fall with my wrists and hands...the chemicals ate away at my skin and scarred me very lightly.
10. Scar on my hip from more reconstructive surgery when I was thirteen (yes it was at the same time as my mouth, they took a bone from my hip, cut it in half and placed it in my mouth).
11. Scar on my left knee from a cat scratch when I was about 10
12. Scar on my right shin from a cigarette burn that was given to me by my nasty ex.
13. I have small scars in each of my ears and also in my nose from piercings that I used to have
These aren't really scars from here but some weird things:
I also have a little bit of graphite in my right hand from when I was 7 years old.
I have a permanent bruise on my right hand near my little finger from a skating accident.
And last but by far not the least I have a hole in the roof of my mouth (it's called a fistula) out of which I can make the freakiest noises.
I think that is about it. Oh well it is all I remember at this point in time.