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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Depends how quickly you drink it! wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:glass #4.
This is my last one.

well, last Jack.

I'l have Baileys as a night cap.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:MMM, hungover at work, with the vampire-eyes and the hair on my tongue....
beerchug . . . Never again!
well, maybe just a few tonight ubblol


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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pounce
SILVER Member since Jan 2003

pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...

Total posts: 9831
Posted:so not drunk. i swear. i'm just giggling to myself whilst i wait for my beautiful and gorgeous cute boy to show up so we can get it on. *giggles*

*thinks about things that are not pg enough for this forum* ubblol


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:Is always thinking very un-pg thoughts...
ubblol


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Mr_Identity_Crisis


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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 48
Posted:I'm ususally drunk goes withthe job (barman)
I find drinking make the day go faster and the customers seem less annoying....


~Troll

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Flanimal_Lover


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Location: Slough Massive, UK

Total posts: 43
Posted:Me and drinking make a mean team!

Have been known in recent newbie weeks to complete a trick on first demo when drunk - only to smack myself round the head with it when I try it sober!


Poi-er to the People!

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:After the theatrefestival last week, I can honestly say that I am not drunk today, I wasn't drunk yesterday and I'm not planning on being drunk tomorrow. I plan on drinking a lot of fruit juices and tea and eating veggies and fish.... for the rest of the week...
Ladies and gentlemen, it's detox week.
Wish me luck beerchug


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:nope. i'm not.

i have to stop bumping this thread. it's not cool. redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:Hehe, are you sure? biggrin
Or is it more a case of not yet? biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:sure? not yet? huh?

am i sure i'm drunk?
or am i sure it's not cool to keep bumping this thread?

cos im pretty sure im sure of both of them!

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

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Posted:hehe biggrin sure

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:I might be!!!
I feel drunk, although it might also be a hangover....
Green DAFALGAN rocks ! ! ! ! ! biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I'm yet to touch any alcohol tonight!

altho i did discover that my local bottle shop sells absinthe...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:Et vous etes la fee verte, n'est pa?

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:oui biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:hehe, I'm officially drunk...
If I start writing French in such a way shrug


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I cant speak french drunk.
Romanian yes, but french no.

damn, might need to work on that one wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

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Posted:Every foreign language works better when you're drunk...
Or so I think biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I think it's cos you lose your inhibitions and stop caring how many mistakes you make.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:And dancing nekid doesn't need any translation, does it biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:um...no..however it does need explanation! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:no it doesn't, redface , look around furtively, ermm... I live at the coast, people run around nekid all the time over here....
*puts hands in pockets, starts whistling and walks away unconspicuously*


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Did you say previously that you lived in Brugge? Or near Brugge?

You don't want to scare those posh english and american tourists who find their way there! wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:I live in Oostende and I work in Brugge, which is some 30 km from the coast

http://www18.mappy.com/sidCaz1PcaP3xbMn2...;brand=&gb=


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:drunk? not at all. well maybe a bit. smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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KittyKill

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Location: Ontario

Total posts: 365
Posted:have not been drunk in 16years but when I did and how I did was funny even to me

Have you ever notice that poi is spelled backwords on the key board.............................................creepycool

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:I've officially not been drunk since 2 days before new year...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Total posts: 8737
Posted:I don' tdo drinking..much ..don't think I've been drunk since October 1st , 2005

biggrin

um... have I given myself away a bit there rolleyes


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

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Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:is there a significance to "October 1st , 2005"? beerchug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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