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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:I wish I were drunk... but I lack interestin enough company... and drink

Just a dancer in the dark

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DrDrizzle
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

DrDrizzle

Student of Life
Location: Argenta Art District, NLR

Total posts: 32
Posted:Originally Posted By: Refuge CrewDrinking makes me a better person smile

Me too!


There is no strong performance without a little fanaticism in the performer.

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:Drinking makes everybody else seem like a better person to me....

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Sister Eleven
GOLD Member since Aug 2009

Sister Eleven

owner of the group property
Location: Seattle, WA

Total posts: 1277
Posted:I'm not a drunk lightweight, it's just pure coincidence that I can't explain the Seven Bridges of Koenigsberg problem after three shots of rum...

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas

Total posts: 2501
Posted:Or apparently spell 'Konigsberg' properly tongue2

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Sister Eleven
GOLD Member since Aug 2009

Sister Eleven

owner of the group property
Location: Seattle, WA

Total posts: 1277
Posted:"Koenigsberg" is an accepted orthography where "" is unavailable or, as the case may be, inconvenient.

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s

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SpinnerofDetroit
GOLD Member since Oct 2009

SpinnerofDetroit

All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
Location: Trenton, MI, USA

Total posts: 2280
Posted:Tis true. When an "umlauted" letter may not be available or less convenient, a letter such as =oe, and is always at all times acceptable, though it is easier to read it with the umlaut.

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas

Total posts: 2501
Posted:Debatable, especially in the instance of a proper noun.

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm sober and I don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about, so you're beating me!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fugee
BRONZE Member since Feb 2010

Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas

Total posts: 2501
Posted:Rougie--->spank<---Refuge grin

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:i love it that the one on the left has a smile on its face laugh3

and I'm not drunk. should be... but I;m not...


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I ubblove coaching meetings.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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ilylizard
BRONZE Member since Jan 2010

ilylizard

stranger
Location: New Jersey

Total posts: 4
Posted:Spinning at a party tonight actually. beerchug
But don't worry, no fire is involved. grin


meowbzzzt

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Psykosis


newbie


Total posts: 31
Posted:Im gona have a spin in the back garden later, i have 3 bottles of westons and uggly betty to keep me entatained untill it gets dark. : )

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:*wanders in, cracks open a beer*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:follows FRD, drops drugged popcorn in hisbeer

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Psykosis


newbie


Total posts: 31
Posted:Humm drug coated popcorn, ill have the top quaility base coated popcorn please.

Shouldnt be long before the shrooms are out. Mabey you could dice um fresh add honey and toffe popcorn and ude be trippin your titties of b4 u know it. : )


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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:*Hands psykosis a mushroom coated bag of popcorn*

Wait... I have titties...?


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Dudes... I got so drunk on saturday night that I've lost my voice. Sucks balls.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Psykosis


newbie


Total posts: 31
Posted:Originally Posted By: Ascilith*Hands psykosis a mushroom coated bag of popcorn*

Wait... I have titties...?

*wonders if there is any base lost in and dowwn between the 'titties'*

smirk

I have a Tounge!!


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WoodlandApple
BRONZE Member since Dec 2009

WoodlandApple

addict
Location: Australia

Total posts: 474
Posted:messy night. Our pool is filled with furniture, our oven door was found in the pond. There are condoms in my bed and out toilet is covered in foam. and Nerf darts are everywhere.

Better clean it up before I sober up.


sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Any chance of an invite to your next party?? grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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WoodlandApple
BRONZE Member since Dec 2009

WoodlandApple

addict
Location: Australia

Total posts: 474
Posted:we followed up with a clean up party. Shoulda come. probably made it worse hey. There are about 3 cases of empties floating in the pool now. I found the remotes in the aircon ducts but.

Singe marks on the carpet from where I think I was twirling. The fire blanket is open and the estinguisher is empty. so either I set fire to censored or they were part of the nerf war. either way epic night.

cant wait for the photos to start being uploaded onto facebook.

Happy birthday Lachie.


sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.

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Felex
SILVER Member since Jun 2009

Felex

Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
Location: In my own head

Total posts: 268
Posted:Guess after my last post I am.

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Lelianna
BRONZE Member since Oct 2010

Lelianna

DAO Queen
Location: Harwich, Essex

Total posts: 42
Posted:rolleyes

FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!!

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: FelexGuess after my last post I am.

Then why are you posting here? This is for if you are not drunk.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Felex
SILVER Member since Jun 2009

Felex

Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
Location: In my own head

Total posts: 268
Posted:Im not now grin

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:I'm not drunk... Damn...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Im not drunk....still from last nighht.
Not me, the one in a lecture.

Lost my bike last night. grin grin hug


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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Jameth
GOLD Member since May 2008

Jameth

enthusiast
Location: NSW

Total posts: 378
Posted:I've only had ti martwonis...

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