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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha *pokes with a stick*

how many hands am i holding up? *puts up four fingers* ?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Four! biggrin

But oh man.... hungover! frown

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DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
GAWD, I wish I was drunk.... and naked
ubblol

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hangover FRD? I hope for your sake school hasnt gone back yet tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
hehe, I've made a resolution to get drunk tonight.... and nekid !!! I said nekid godammit!!! And drunk!!!

I need to cool down stat!!! My brains are simmering and it's not in alcohol, damn!!!

ubbloco ubbloco

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Hangover FRD? I hope for your sake school hasnt gone back yet tongue



School doesn't start up for ages and ages yet. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: mjk

how many hands am i holding up? *puts up four fingers* ?


 Written by: FRD

Four!:D



ubblol four hands? ubblol silly drunk tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
foul! that was a leading question! dont confuse the alcoholics! it's bad sportsmanship!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ubblol anything goes if they're unlikely to remember it! biggrin

except maybe rape, thats just plain not funny.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


roarfireSILVER Member
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2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Who drank too much vodka tonight?

*puts her hands up*

*hic*

Heh...

redface

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


PerrafordeBRONZE Member
Its Wet and Cold
120 posts
Location: Somewhere far,far away......, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


foul! that was a leading question! dont confuse the alcoholics! it's bad sportsmanship!




Alcoholics!

Im not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings ubblol

Oh Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good

Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy


RaveRepresentSILVER Member
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567 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
eh....errrr.... im not as think as you drunk i am....

"I don't know what you are talking about"

"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"

"Its not working my lord!"

"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: roarfire


Who drank too much vodka tonight?

*puts her hands up*

*hic*

Heh...

redface



*glares at Steph*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
i drunk. its lo.ts of good

Quid Pro Quo
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DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
WooooHooooo, I've a hangover that's wayyyyyy cool!!!
One hell of a party! Was spinning in middle of city centre. All fun and games untill police arrived...
devil
but they left me off the hook. Thanks guys!!!

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
I *wasn't* drunk last night.

Honest.

biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


AsenaGOLD Member
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3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I tried to get drunk last night... but ended up falling asleep in the chair... lol ah well, I'm getting old now frown

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I feel so left out!

I don't drink frown

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
i'll drink for you Neon Shoulin, how about that?/ smile

Quid Pro Quo
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DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
you should Neon!!!!
You'll dry out ubblol

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
That's fine, then I can point and laugh at you when you engage in many embarassing alcohol-induced shenanigans...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not. You can ask Fire Bunny....if she said "yes" then she is lying...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:

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oh dear, of all the threads to double-post in...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Anyone would think you were having a drink or several!

tongue

hug

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Is one bottle one drink?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirdGOLD Member
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Depends how quickly you drink it! wink

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
glass #4.
This is my last one.

well, last Jack.

I'l have Baileys as a night cap.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
MMM, hungover at work, with the vampire-eyes and the hair on my tongue....
beerchug . . . Never again!
well, maybe just a few tonight ubblol

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


pounceSILVER Member
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9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
so not drunk. i swear. i'm just giggling to myself whilst i wait for my beautiful and gorgeous cute boy to show up so we can get it on. *giggles*

*thinks about things that are not pg enough for this forum* ubblol

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
Is always thinking very un-pg thoughts...
ubblol

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


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