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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:soooooo...

Vindaloos are damn hot. Like,,,, feckin' hot! think like.... swilling acid in your mouth, and your half there.

Freakin' delicious!

Now, resturants don't do milk, which is the *best* cure for chiolli/... so ya know... beer was the next solution.

Adn this was a vindaloo! So lots of beer was needed! Lots and lots.

This explains something, but I can't remember what it is.

B;egh...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol

what do you mean restaurants dont do milk? ive been to some that do! you justhve to chat the waitresses up enough! ubblol

but I do have to admit, this reminds me of Red Dwarf: the only thing that can kill a vinaloo this big is beer!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Burning_Bengal


Burning_Bengal

newbie
Location: California

Total posts: 24
Posted:I swear to drunk i'm not god oscifer

burning thingys is fun, and exciting

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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

veteran
Location: lost, Canada

Total posts: 1247
Posted:the pinks drinks people, watch out for the pink drinks. I cant even begin to tell you what the pink drinks can do to ya, just take my word for it, you gotta watch out for anything ofered to you that is pink. Dont drink it.
Everything is terribily blurry, I seem to recall I was ona beach...


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1286
Posted:It's 10:20am and im not drunk
*sits back down*


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm not drunk as I REALLY am teetotal... Seriously

(God I'm a killjoy)

(although last time I was drunk was down to stress and I ended up firespinning on a beach whilst singing to the moon)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 383
Posted:in uni the other day we did a game where we had to say 3 things about ourselves, and lie on one of them, then someone tried to guess which was a lie.
i said i do maths, am a magician, and an alcoholic.

people thought i didn't do maths.
an alcholic magician?? come one people!!!!


my mate Adam has given up alcohol for the entire year to raise money for chairty. he's a lunatic!!!!!


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol I've GOT to try that one!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Larry


my mate Adam has given up alcohol for the entire year to raise money for chairty. he's a lunatic!!!!!



I'd be able to do that no problem!!!

Why is it considered to crazy to NOT do something, like not drinking?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:hmm.. an alcoholic magician, well im halfway there biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 383
Posted:you're a magician?!?!?!?
i thought i was the only one! ubbloco confused beerchug


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:I had a vindaloo again last night. But we ran out of beer.

God that hurt.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Well I wasn't drunk last night- only tipsy! But nearly everyone thought i was drunk! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:its my birthday im drunk ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm not drunk...

...I'm just suffering from an acute excess of two0-carbon fragments.

Rihgbnt.

Reatlly
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm not wagging uni today to sleep off a hangover.......

ubbangel


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:ubbangel

I finally finished off that jack daniels ubbangel


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:I:, m so ringing in suck tomorroww fro wokr,,,
mummas hne nihgt! Whoo yeh bababy!


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol "ringing in suck" ubblol you're BLOTTO!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:ubblol

Lordy
I managed to uplaod all my pictures from last ngiht with no mistakes..then after switching off the light in my room, the alcohol and lack of light between my eyes, my fingers, and the keyboard just got too much for me! ubblol


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james_r80
GOLD Member since Feb 2006

james_r80

Member
Location: On a big hill, Australia

Total posts: 19
Posted:wow i got back home..... in a limo? whos limo..,im not eggzaccery sure bounce2

Seize The Carp

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:well.......i stayed sober most of this weekend hoping to get a lift to the tek-nival near me i find out today it was the most disorganised balls up of a party...................so i'm having a few beers and a good read of everyones comments on another site ubblol

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Just got back from being out with some friends. It's the first time in about 6 months that i haven't been designated driver!

I've never been this drunk in my life!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:Birthday drinkies...... and guess what......

I Lost biggrin


Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Its a friday night, and I'm in school.

I sure as hell ain't drunk, but I kinda wish I was...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:awwwwww poor henry hug i'm not drunk but i went out lastnight and party'd until this morning, i've not slept yet and just had my second whind so i think i might finally grind down abou

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ok...................... it's now thursday..........................that six days i've been piecing together my movements over the last weekend.............

this morning i walked past a house on my way to the station and it came flooding back................ on the saturday morning i got home i went up to some house knocked on the door and spoke to my mates mum (at 7/8am) i don't know what about or why i went there and why i sat on the lawn for 20 mins still eludes me ubblol


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:hmmm.

Saturday night, lager and a computer.

Dangerous combination!


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i wanted to be, i even told my friend i'd shout, but he made up some crap about 'uni tomorrow'. pfffffft!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm not drunk. Only tipsy. I just wish I was drunk. And i would be if I didn't have work in the morning! Dammit!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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