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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:yaaaaaaaaaaay intoxication; i was drunk earlier (sobering up now, i think it had something to do w/sleep deprivation), but HoP wouldn't load

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:YAY!!! Finally i've waitined for so long since this thread was started to be totally ****faced and now I finally am. Thank god for cousins gettign married. I also have an official invite over to new zealand as my cousin is emigrating over there in a few months. Go me biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:smile Me toooo smile

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:I am sober and awake at 10:15 a.m. for the first time in weeks. (I am frequently sober at this time, but hardly ever awake, and only awake today because of the headache, but nonetheless, I'm excited to be able to post.)

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: [noodles
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YAY!!! Finally i've waitined for so long since this thread was started to be totally ****faced and now I finally am. Thank god for cousins gettign married. I also have an official invite over to new zealand as my cousin is emigrating over there in a few months. Go me biggrin



Your grammar, punctuation and spelling are remarkable for a person who's ****faced.

A commendable effort! clap


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:im not drunk, i am however ginger

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:What's the difference?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:FRD, making fun of the ****faced is just not chivalrous. They're unarmed, and when they can't respond it's not funny.

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:What?

He did good for a drunk!

I sure as hell cant type that well when I'm lashed... Maybe I just haven't practiced enough?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:Hey, I'm juss funnin' with ya!

And sure, practice makes perfect. That's why I type pretty well in my cups. It's the content I worry about.


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I don't think you should be encouraging minors to drink... or TUI wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:ummm, you're probably right. Good thing you have sense enough to ignore idiots like me. And if you don't develop any drunken typing skills, you're much less likely to TUI. Not worth the effort to make a fool of yourself. (And, plus, see how unpleasant being drunk is? It's difficult to chatter on hop, you send silly text msgs, you shouldn't fire poi or do other fun things, you end up with a headache...it's awful...never do it....now I've got to go have a drink....just kidding.)

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Trippie Hippie
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Trippie Hippie

old hand
Location: Bewildered state of nothingnes...

Total posts: 733
Posted:I'm always drunk *hic* beerchug

Taking it easy

Trippie

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Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:not been drunk in a week god knows why hampshire won the cricket today i should be hammered by now beerchug

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:im not drunk. i mean, i named this thread for "not being drunk" after all!

...and whoever knew that after drinking like a %$"ing fish in romania and then hitting the euro would mean i now get drunk half as easy???

PS: now in the UK with 11 o'clock last drinks laws.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Sdrawkcab
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

newbie
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne

Total posts: 21
Posted:i drink every now an..hey are you looking at me *pointing at his own reflection* dont intterupt me when im speaking. beerchug help mad2

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:*THUD!*

ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZ.....


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Me? Drunk? Surely not, it's the several pints and two gins and tonicses who were drunk tonight.



So. Twenty-eight years and three days and I still haven't been torn to shreds by evil mutant zombie lemurs. i think that's pretty good going dontchoo?



Things I have learned along the way:

1) No matter how much it feels right, if it's not conciously directed there's no guarentee that you're at all on the right track.

2) If they're nice they're probably elbow deep in a long-term relationship.

3) Never enter into a land war in Asia.

4) There'll always be someone who spins prittier than you.

5) Existence is totally arbitrary. That's what makes it precious.



Tea? Why yes that would be lovely, thank you very much.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Just back from the pub with the lads.



I'm not drunk, but I certainly am tipsy biggrin



Joy! bounce



-edit- I swear contact staff becomes easier after a drink or two... biggrin

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:sober as a judge *clink clink*

actually, i havent been drunk since before i turned 18 (legal drinking age in Aust), would kind of be a funny time to stop drinking........


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:im nopt drunk I'm hamerd. board noe,. sew u tall tomorw

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Tipsy again.

No staff to practice with to prove my theory.

Later I will be drinking some more.

Vodka! Woooooooooo!


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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:ahhh vodkakakakaka not drunk at all got no money till wednesday

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Weeeee!

Vodkakakakaka taken. I'm possibly a little drunk.

This evenings drinknig can be summed up in my gallery.

We all took of our shirts and wore ties.

Why? Seemed like a good idea...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Wahay, bounce bounce !!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Hmm, I have a bottle of wine that wants some friends and my boy just went to bed so i can't say anything retarded to him....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:2nd verse....same as the last (post) ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Hey, I've finally joined you guys... not *caught up* as such, but...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Catching uyp would require you to remove your shirt and take a picture wink

Not forgetting the tie of course wink


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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:I could do this, but you still wouldn't be able to see it as my computer doesnt interface with the digi camera in the house....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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