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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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rin_666
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom

Total posts: 223
Posted:not drunk and not out this new year is poo

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ditto frown

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*dittos the ditto*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fathom
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Fathom

member
Location: Online!, USA

Total posts: 103
Posted:wow! i just faile d to post ........... im way stoo not durnk

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Fathom
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Fathom

member
Location: Online!, USA

Total posts: 103
Posted:HAPPY NESW YRERAS!!Q!

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Fathom
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Fathom

member
Location: Online!, USA

Total posts: 103
Posted:ok im gonna stop posting now

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

and i just told my host family's extended family just how much i am capable of drinking and still be able to hold it! i just earnt uber respect tonight! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin, USA

Total posts: 3556
Posted:i had one beer on new years-i think that may be illegal in milwaukee treason or something

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i scalped some beer tickets on new years eve for $20 at the festival i was at smile

and then got ridiculously drunk at the staff after party last night where it was all free biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:new years eve, was I:

a) drunk on dark'n'stormys (bundy rum and ginger beer in a can)
b) high
c) frollicking around woodford in a dress singing "sexual healing"
d) all of the above

??


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:omg, a) is such a queenslander thing to do! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:biggrin it's my **favourite**!!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:*giggle*

Crazy Aussie!!! hug kiss hug


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Nado


journeyman


Total posts: 61
Posted:D

PICK D

Damn i wish i was there.


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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*tsk tsk* well... the offer *was* there... several times even...!!

and you are, indeed, correct... however the prize for the 1st correct answer has already been awarded and there ain't no 2nd prize... tongue


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:what was my prize?!?!?!! ooooooh!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:you didn't guess d)... in fact, you didn't even guess at all!!! you made a statement that a) is a very queenslander thing to do...

your statement was correct, but it didn't answer the original question...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh, and i'm using scotch like mouthwash biggrin

jut in case anyone thought they could take my place as the HoP drinker! *glares at uncle pogo* ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:oh, I have a long, LONG way to go before I can come within a country mile of your legendary drinking skills, rougie...

when I drink, I'm a very happy drunk... and I have a WHOLE lotta fun and usually prove quite entertaining to those around me too... but unfortunately (or unfortunately? I can't decide) I drink *VERY* infrequently...

and I hadn't been proper tanked like new years for just over a year...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh i havent been proper tanked since the night before i went to adelaide! ubblol still drunk on the train the next morning, i was! ubblol

i'm usually a giggly drunk...hmmm, who is surprised, really tongue


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:Hehe,
At 9 AM on new years day, I was doing salto's on a trampoline in my boxershorts, outside in the garden of a friend, holding a bottle op Jack Daniels...
I broke my toenail biggrin could have been worse...
Could have been the Jack biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:omg NO! that's too close for comfort! don't break the jack! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted:It was fun though. In hindsight doing summersaults at that time and in that state wasn't all that clever biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:how very often the words "hindsight" and variations of "drunkenness" seem to appear in the same conversation... shrug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Bel...

Total posts: 679
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


i'm only tipsy, but this thread isnt where it belongs. that being the front page wink


***Buuuuuuurp***
I'm not a drunk, I'm just a drink... Ermm, I mean, I like to drunk without being drink.... mmm
***Sigh*** Might aswell open another can op Jupiler after finishing this dram of Ardbeg 10 years biggrin

Anyway, it would be to hard for al the peeps who like to post in this thread to go fishing for it some pages further down the road. It SHOULD be a sticky topic biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:bumpage!

hooray for perfect spelling after only 2 small corrections biggrin

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ezz: please corrupt me more

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:I'm not drunk!!!!!!!!!
frown frown frown frown

I'm at work, this really sucks!!!

*wonders off to go and find a drink*


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: roarfire


Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops



Tsk tsk, no sympathy for you! ubbrollsmile


I was comfortably drunk. I hit the red zone and stayed on there. my friend on the otherhand did not, it was his 21st and we took him home in a cab. puked ALLL over himself, and muggins here happened to sit next to him, so I got puke on my ass because it ran down the sides and we had to carry him upstairs to his bedroom on the 2nd floor (and deadweight isn't fun), but after the frightening ordeal of stripping him down and getting him into some fresh clothes and piling him into bed, i fell over once i left his house and pissed myself laughing. That's going to be one night to remember.

Incidentally, he told me and my friends that accompanied him in the cab that he loved us ubblol


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:clap 4 litres of cider................... drank 2 now on my second bottle.............but if last night was anything to go by i'll get another bout of insomnia and be up till 7am AGAIN!!!1



i tryed everything to get back to sleep...............warm milk, cheese.............3 huge spliffs....................nothing worked frown


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