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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I'm not drunk, it just took me four attempts to spell 'drunk' in order to find this thread. Fortunatly I'm still anal about spelling regardless.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You rock my socks! laugh3

I'm supposed to be hydrating for my race tomorrow. Instead I've been hitting the beer grin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Still liquid. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Beer is mostly water... well there's water in there. And some other fun things that make life happier, lol.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


*Geo*SILVER Member
member
108 posts
Location: Seoul, South Korea


Posted:
I'm not drunk - I'm just awake at 3am for the fun of it wink

DaedraSILVER Member
The Dae Walker
75 posts
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury


Posted:
Anyone read the report on the new Beer that a Scottish brewer made? It's called "Tactical Nuclear Penguin" and it's 32%
If anyone gives it a try, let me know what it's like!

Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja


*Geo*SILVER Member
member
108 posts
Location: Seoul, South Korea


Posted:
I thought yeast died long before the alcohol content could reach 32% so is it really beer? or does it just resemble beer?

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Could be because it's brewed as opposed to distilled? Like Japanese sake.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i am curious about anything called 'tactical nuclear penguin', if i make it to scotland next year i'll have to keep an eye out.

ps 1:16 and i havent had one bevvy, about to go to bed.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Its £30 for a 330ml bottle shocked

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: willworkforfoodjnrIts £30 for a 330ml bottle shocked

bejebus!!!sounds like some stuff they sell here occasionally thats a few hundred for a carton. probably doesnt taste all that good anyway.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Ha!

Knew this thread wouldn't be hard to find... top of the second page. Weeeeeeeey.

So I'm pretty drunk. Quality and classiness (how ever the buggery you spell that... google swears its correct, but I'm dubious) in posts seem to be way out the window at this point.

JD and coke, anyone?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


GalphiegnBRONZE Member
stranger
8 posts
Location: alabama usa


Posted:
tis the day before yule, i'm not drunk, but i'm a heathen, so i'll fix that soon.

Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
I am not drunk and I didn't have great fun with my kickboxing club christmas pub crawl ^^

Just a dancer in the dark


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I'm not drunk... Yet... devil

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Tipsy. Gotta love dinner with my grandparents.

But damn I'm missing my boy frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


brenonfire413SILVER Member
Fire Spinner Exarch
514 posts
Location: New Orleans, LA United States, USA


Posted:
Haha a drink is nice, but I'll smoke my way to unconsciousness. Wake and bake FTW!

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
hehe Im not drunk and NOT gonna be getting wasted later... *cough cough*

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
The f**k....? Rofl lol2

Who are you talking about/to? That was by far the most random thing ive seen all year.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


MokaGOLD Member
is a medium/large scary man
420 posts
Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Milky Way...


Posted:
I'm not drunk... I have work early tomorrow... I couldn't possibly be drunk... I've only had a couple of (six-packs) of beers =P

Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i wish i was drunk instead of being in the library

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
however drunk in the library would probably result in getting kicked out of the library, so probably best you're not.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
but whatever you managed to read would probably be hilariously funny reguardless

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
I am not drunk, honest! Though if I were it'd have been for charity!

Just a dancer in the dark


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
I'm not drunk, my phone likes to text you when I'm not looking!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Sister ElevenGOLD Member
owner of the group property
1,277 posts
Location: Seattle, WA, USA


Posted:
I'm not drunk, I just haven't figured out that the purpose of this thread is not to honestly state that one is not drunk. (G.E. Moore would love that I said this.)

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I'm not even sure what this "drunk" phenomenon that you all speak of is, so how could I be it?

hug


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Need some water to put your pants out, liar liar? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MidkiffBRONZE Member
shadow stranger
462 posts
Location: Carmi, Illinois, USA


Posted:
hahaha i'm drinking but i'm not drunk (as of yet at least smile )
EDITED_BY: Midkiff (1273912144)
EDIT_REASON: sorry my drunk ass couldnt spell atm

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Here MNS...come get the drunk thread... wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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