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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
with a hangover! well done lad!!! clap

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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Posted:
Why thankee miss

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pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
definitely not drunk. that's for sure biggrin

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x_non_xmember
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Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
hmm first post in here in god knows how long =/

I drank on Saturday for thr first time in almost 15 months =/ =/

I gave up drinking for my boyfriend... but we split up... so I drank :]

yeah.. i'm bored in work and my friends better save some of their alcohol for when I finish =/

BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I was going to bump this, but x_non_x was quicker! Can I just point out my amazing spelling skills while "under the influence"? Thanks wink

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
they're wonderful...but how many times have you gone over it to check? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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Posted:
I'm not drunk.. I"ve only hgad 1.. okay so 2... okay so maybe 7 or so. But I swear, I'm not drubnk! wink biggrin

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x_non_xmember
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Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
^^^ lol

yay going to an unsigned bands gig tomorrow, need money for alcohol... damn my being skint >_<

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I was drunk twice last night...good effort, i thought!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


x_non_xmember
61 posts
Location: Manchester, England


Posted:
maybe running from academy to the bus stop (half hourish away) on Tuesday whilst drunk wasn't the best idea i've had... my legs are still killing me >_<

clarence_quackSILVER Member
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Posted:
I;m not drunk. I'm just wide awake at 4.30am and unable to walk straight...

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
yeah, I;m *not* drunk...mmhmmmmmmm

beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
*flops down onto a beanbag in the corner* well i'm settling in for the night, not quite drunk yet though still have a bit of work to do but i'm getting there wink

brittleGOLD Member
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Location: leicester, uk


Posted:
Hmmmm, im depressed now...
this has just remeinded me i havent been drunk in an age!!!
*wonders to find alchmahol*

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
mmmm, having a wine wholesaler around the corner ROCKS!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


thombreGOLD Member
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Location: Nottingham, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not drunk yet...

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Blasphemous GirlSILVER Member
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Posted:
Im not drunk yet either, but I most definitely will be later and if all goes to plan I will be for most of the weekend too! biggrin

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hye guys, what up ubbrollsmile

Not sure how much brandy and kahlua i had tonight. but i know i started drinking more when my cousin came over ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees


Posted:
sunday afternoon session-side for me biggrin

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
hmmm on the kahlua again ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
It's so depressing that I double post in this thread. frown

please someone be an alcoholic with me so we can at least do it together!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Posted:
I would love to but I dont think my body would be able to handle it.

How about I pretend to be one? wink

Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ooooh ill be your perfect candidate haha
i got kicked out of college because the only thing i brought to class every day was a bottle of whisky haha

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Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
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Posted:
here look ill even double post lol

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Posted:
I just had a quick re-read through this thread.

Bloody hell, I used to be a bit of a regular here...

I'm not drunk. 'cos there's no-one to go to the pub with. frown

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i'd go to the pub with you smile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Point_BlankGOLD Member
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Posted:
I would go to the pub, but I've just been and am gonna passh out

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Posted:
I'm off to the pub inabit, with the full intention of drinking my brother under the table
hooray! biggrin

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Posted:
Now, i am well am tr8ily [censored] drunk,

teh yayszor! biggrin biggrin biggrin

God bless cider smile

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Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
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Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
im not drunk. but i intend to get that way before 10.00 this morning wink

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biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
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