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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FathomSILVER Member
member
103 posts
Location: Online!, USA


Posted:
HAPPY NESW YRERAS!!Q!

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!


FathomSILVER Member
member
103 posts
Location: Online!, USA


Posted:
ok im gonna stop posting now

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

and i just told my host family's extended family just how much i am capable of drinking and still be able to hold it! i just earnt uber respect tonight! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
i had one beer on new years-i think that may be illegal in milwaukee treason or something

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i scalped some beer tickets on new years eve for $20 at the festival i was at smile

and then got ridiculously drunk at the staff after party last night where it was all free biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
new years eve, was I:

a) drunk on dark'n'stormys (bundy rum and ginger beer in a can)
b) high
c) frollicking around woodford in a dress singing "sexual healing"
d) all of the above

??

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
omg, a) is such a queenslander thing to do! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
biggrin it's my **favourite**!!!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
*giggle*

Crazy Aussie!!! hug kiss hug

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Nadojourneyman
61 posts

Posted:
D

PICK D

Damn i wish i was there.

Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*tsk tsk* well... the offer *was* there... several times even...!!

and you are, indeed, correct... however the prize for the 1st correct answer has already been awarded and there ain't no 2nd prize... tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
what was my prize?!?!?!! ooooooh!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
you didn't guess d)... in fact, you didn't even guess at all!!! you made a statement that a) is a very queenslander thing to do...

your statement was correct, but it didn't answer the original question...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh, and i'm using scotch like mouthwash biggrin

jut in case anyone thought they could take my place as the HoP drinker! *glares at uncle pogo* ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
oh, I have a long, LONG way to go before I can come within a country mile of your legendary drinking skills, rougie...

when I drink, I'm a very happy drunk... and I have a WHOLE lotta fun and usually prove quite entertaining to those around me too... but unfortunately (or unfortunately? I can't decide) I drink *VERY* infrequently...

and I hadn't been proper tanked like new years for just over a year...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh i havent been proper tanked since the night before i went to adelaide! ubblol still drunk on the train the next morning, i was! ubblol

i'm usually a giggly drunk...hmmm, who is surprised, really tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
Hehe,
At 9 AM on new years day, I was doing salto's on a trampoline in my boxershorts, outside in the garden of a friend, holding a bottle op Jack Daniels...
I broke my toenail biggrin could have been worse...
Could have been the Jack biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
omg NO! that's too close for comfort! don't break the jack! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
It was fun though. In hindsight doing summersaults at that time and in that state wasn't all that clever biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
how very often the words "hindsight" and variations of "drunkenness" seem to appear in the same conversation... shrug

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


i'm only tipsy, but this thread isnt where it belongs. that being the front page wink


***Buuuuuuurp***
I'm not a drunk, I'm just a drink... Ermm, I mean, I like to drunk without being drink.... mmm
***Sigh*** Might aswell open another can op Jupiler after finishing this dram of Ardbeg 10 years biggrin

Anyway, it would be to hard for al the peeps who like to post in this thread to go fishing for it some pages further down the road. It SHOULD be a sticky topic biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
bumpage!

hooray for perfect spelling after only 2 small corrections biggrin

beerchug

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lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
I'm not drunk!!!!!!!!!
frown frown frown frown

I'm at work, this really sucks!!!

*wonders off to go and find a drink*

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: roarfire


Whoops. I think i fall into the drunk category tonight! And i think i just hooked up with my ex...oops



Tsk tsk, no sympathy for you! ubbrollsmile


I was comfortably drunk. I hit the red zone and stayed on there. my friend on the otherhand did not, it was his 21st and we took him home in a cab. puked ALLL over himself, and muggins here happened to sit next to him, so I got puke on my ass because it ran down the sides and we had to carry him upstairs to his bedroom on the 2nd floor (and deadweight isn't fun), but after the frightening ordeal of stripping him down and getting him into some fresh clothes and piling him into bed, i fell over once i left his house and pissed myself laughing. That's going to be one night to remember.

Incidentally, he told me and my friends that accompanied him in the cab that he loved us ubblol

ॐ

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
clap 4 litres of cider................... drank 2 now on my second bottle.............but if last night was anything to go by i'll get another bout of insomnia and be up till 7am AGAIN!!!1



i tryed everything to get back to sleep...............warm milk, cheese.............3 huge spliffs....................nothing worked frown

DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
My friend told me I was totally wasted last night, but I can't remember... In fact I can' t remember anything about last night biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Im not drunk.... not at all.

Thats why im at reading HoP at 4:45am wishing i had some dpliff so i could get to sleep.

On the pluss side ive just been playing bowling on my mates Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and its quite fun after the pub. And here was me thinking computer gams were rubbish!

"Don't do it naked!"


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
argh. 3.15 and DEFINITELY completely wasted. Anything else but admitting it would just be silly...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i think i'v given up drinkin confused i've been on the wagon 4 days now........................i don't really miss it.....................wonder how long i can stay off it??? frown

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