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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you have no proof!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
this thread is proof enough! ubblol

and woah! this is my 6666th post! it's like the devil! only one better!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i always ahd my suspicions.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


ConstantinaSILVER Member
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17 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
I'm NOT drunk!

thats why there is a half empty bottle of irish cream on the desk to my right.

BlueHairSarstranger
22 posts
Location: New York, USE


Posted:
My momma made hot maulled wine.

Bwah hah hah, happy holidays.

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
mauled wine? like, a dog attacked it? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
still absolutley battered from last night, still not quite with it, i've also got a nice collection of bruises from being slammed into the rig biggrin but i had a wicked time, best little party i've been to in ages

FireByNiteSILVER Member
Are you up for it??
349 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
"Im not druunkj......." says I after a couple of beerchug after finishing wrapping xmas pressies biggrin

Are you up for it?
wink;)


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
stupid bottle of christmas wine...should have saved some for lonely work today

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I have a bottle of scotch! I have a bottle of scotch! I have a bottle of scotch and it was damn cheap compared to prices back home!!!! bounce

biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


crowley2BRONZE Member
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272 posts
Location: Uk, Essex, Clacton


Posted:
I Aint as think as you drunk I AM

haha (hiccup)

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
 Written by: Mr Majestik


ubblol sake ftw?



God, I had a bottle of that the night before christmas eve...

I'd like to say never again after the rather unpleasant hangover... but it did taste very, very good...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I've never drunk enough sake to find out it's hangover implications.

However I'm currently drinking scotch at a time which is considered too early for most people. However, it's after breakfast, so I think it's ok ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Was more of a combination of stuff rather than just the sake I guess.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Japanese beer is an abomination.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I had tequila last night. biggrin

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oopsy redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


oopsy redface



Okay what did you do? :P

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i, ah, had a teeny bit too much scotch redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I hope you didn't make a scotch pavement pizza afterwards! ubblol

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i didn't have that much...i was only a little tipsy biggrin

ooh! last night i got declared my host grandfather's drinking buddy! bounce

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ok i can';t even deny being durnk. i'm like, feisty and drunk. who's with me??
:-D

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Matty_BSILVER Member
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
not yet . . but I will be . . . .

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I won't be frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
i can't even get drunk tonight cause i have to work in the morning and drive an hour home tonight and another hour to work in the morning

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


rin_666SILVER Member
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223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
not drunk and not out this new year is poo

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees


Posted:
ditto frown

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*dittos the ditto*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FathomSILVER Member
member
103 posts
Location: Online!, USA


Posted:
wow! i just faile d to post ........... im way stoo not durnk

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!


FathomSILVER Member
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Location: Online!, USA


Posted:
HAPPY NESW YRERAS!!Q!

Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really hopping!


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