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Forums > Social Chat > The official "i'm not drunk thread"
Login/Join to ParticipateBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Is that good for you all?? Okay.
And sorry for this post, i`ll really regret it tomorrow
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Hic.
The world is a park. Go play in it. x x x
Deletebah what ever *sticks his finger in his nose* im gonna go find the rest of those magical absinthe bottles... now where did that little fairy go with my pants...
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GOLD Member since Sep 2005
sneaky little kitty
Location: Missouri, USA
Total posts: 251
you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!
mmmmm...cheesecake
I'm drunk and I'll give you a cuddle ravehead!! And I'm local!!!
Hic.
YAY cuddle away i'm not drunk..........yet but i am suffering sleep deprivation so i kind of feel drunk-ish, i'm working on the drunk-ness as i type
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Doesn't appear to have done the trick though.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteGOLD Member since Aug 2005
What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...
Total posts: 3224
but I had cider... but I am only just starting... pound a pint night at the union... watch this space 
wooop wooop wooop! 
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Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
DeleteGOLD Member since Aug 2005
What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...
Total posts: 3224
i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!
EHH those be my pants! oh dont worry about tha stain... i think i made it when i tried to flush my grandfateher clock... didnt work to well...
im so drunk even the irish think ive had to much!
oh yea *takes finger from nose* ... eww whats that green stuff...
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thank god i don't hafta search for the thread
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
SILVER Member since Jan 2003
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Total posts: 9831
OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
i farrrrrkin love you, your ma besht pal you's
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i was only planning on having a quiet one....
mmmmm.
i have come to the conclusion that i'm one of those people who should have their phone taken off them when they are drunk cos i have a tendency to message people. d'oh.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
noddy: what'll you have
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I really shouldn't drink on a school night.. Now I'm at work dealing with highly professional people (I work in finance) and I feel running off to the toilet..
This is after a full day at work I might add...
"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman
Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Jan 2003
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Total posts: 9831
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Much props to me.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteSILVER Member since Jan 2003
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Total posts: 9831
ok so it took me like 10 minutes to type that without any mistakes. maybe i'm just a *tad* drunk
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003
remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...
Total posts: 2790
2 pints wouldn't do that to me
Being in such a state at only 4pm would be disgraceful!
No, I'm not drunk at all
Not me
"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.
yay,
:R"
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Not enough beer consumption is apparent.
To the fridge!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteGOLD Member since Aug 2005
What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...
Total posts: 3224
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