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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


tiger_chicmember
101 posts
Location: Feilding, Manawatu,New Zealand


Posted:
I'm not drunk coz i'm not allowed to be drunk angel2

..."LOOK at me, HERE I am, lllllooove me"... Luigi "Cars: The Movie."


DarkFairyWingsBRONZE Member
newbie
7 posts
Location: Malta


Posted:
i'm not drunk....but i wish i was.....bahhhh just wasting timeeeeeeee

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk right now.

But omg does my head hurt.

And I have 2 hours to de-hangover cos i'm doing a reading at a wedding! eek

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
I was positively blind on saterday night after drinking Rickstasies the whole night.
Had to work on sunday which was sheer hell and I got bitten by one of the squirrel monkeys...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
i so wish that i was drunk or any other form of intoxication

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*giggle*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
eek i'm gonna have to come party at yours sometime rouge ubblol

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
yes, yes you are! biggrin ubbrollsmile beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
or maybe you should come to europe and go to one of the TEK's



propper mashup styleeee

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i saw infected mushroom last night biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Mmm, was drunk last night too! With a housewarming party tonight!

Rock on "Holy Week" ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I feel proud that I am the founder of this thread!

beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you're such a drunken liar! tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you got one out of two tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you're suck a drunken drunk! tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Oh yeah! Was piiiiiisssseeeed last night! Although I really should say yesterday afternoon considering i'd been drinking so steadily all afternoon i was too drunk to stay out! So was ayellayen. we were definitely beerchug

yay for ANZAC Day!!!!!!! beerchug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk. At least, not anymore. Starting to wonder if I should be driving over to a friends place though. My head hurts!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
LIES! 4am is a perfectly reasonable time to call someone in france!!! soberity if sooooooo for the sober! as if you would! mooooooooo *goes to bed* biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
oh, *gropes self* (just for rouge tongue) ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
for me? umm

My cousin called me at 4am on saturday night ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


arkmSILVER Member
Custom Title
62 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
I had only been drunk once.. nothing special..

and now I'm not drunk; what a cowinkadink..

I am me. You are you. We are all stardust.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I should be drunk.

There is rugby on tv (hence me being online) and the only two times I have ever watched rugby I was drunk as a skunk....aaah, they were good nights! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
hmm, i hate double posting in this thread! I didn't get drunk the rugby night. Alan was out of beer frown

Tonight I'm trying to decide if I want to get drunk or not...decisions, decisions...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Drunk for the win!
beerchug
I'll have one for you if you don't!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Want one for me anyway? ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
thankx dont mind if i do beerchug hug

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk- I'm just hungover now. But it was soooo worth it!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk. Zilch. Zero.

And I've been to a 21st.

but it was DRY!!!!

and it was HORRIBLE!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oooh, ooh, I'm not drunk, but I was at work and I broke the record for most sales in my tent, whoooooo

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
with a hangover! well done lad!!! clap

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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