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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:i havent been drunk since saturday smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:um..no ubblol I lie it "may" have been my birthday in december biggrin

1st of october is when I met my girlfriend.... I got quite a good head for dates wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Triptoe


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Total posts: 71
Posted:I'm not drunk but last saturday i really got drunk biggrin -a nice cold Black Russian, some Finlandia Vodka, two or tree shots (those with the cinnamon and the orange...-mmh tasty!!), and finally a B52... ubbloco cool




But alcohol is not good for you... ubblol ubblol ubblol


-I love goats and cheesecake-

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

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Posted:Surprising to me most of all is the fact that i haven't been drunk since new years eve. If anyone knew me in my former self you would find this some what disturbing. But i am happier this way. ubblol ubblol biggrin

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

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Location: lost

Total posts: 1247
Posted:oh, but I am happy being ridden around in a shopping cart, quite plastered really, funny as hell

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
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Total posts: 737
Posted:Nope. not me. uh uhh. what liquid lunch???

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Lunadog


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Posted:I'm not drunk but I might be tomorrow, I'll certainly be spangled wink

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alien_oddity


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Posted:i'm not bloody drunk........................cos i've got no money AND what sucks even more............it's my birthday and not even my own family give a [censored]!!!!



it's like i don't even [censored] exist angry


birthdays bloody suck ass


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:hug
I sent you a pm!

ubblove


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

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Posted:*finds glass of water*

no...i didn't get a lil drunk last night...& neither did paul...MUCH! ubblol


happy birthday ravehead!! bounce hug i hope your day got splendiferous! biggrin


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if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:I had been at work tonight for less than 2 hours when I had 2 and a half shots!
And then for knockoff (after not eating for 7 hours) i had a really strong cocktail!

but it's totally not fair! cos i finish work after the last public transport! so i cant *deleted explicit* get anywhere! frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

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Total posts: 6086
Posted:You are drunk aren't you!?

Thats (I think) the third place I've read that now! tongue


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Posted:Hehehe, bad Rougie spank
Enjoy it biggrin


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:i'm so embarrassed and ashmaed. this thread (which I started however many years ago) is being kept alive by almost me alone.

redface redface redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
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Posted:Don't worry, there's lots of other drunkards posting in here!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:I didn't mean to get drunk tonight. It's just what happend with work and all redface

*cries*


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bird
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Posted:ah, shush your worrying and get some sleep!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

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Posted:no serious I'm not one bit druunk, last drink I had was a few days ago ok? (sneaky pint skyve jobby-hate new deal fob you off courses)

I had a good dream this mornin that has been lingering in my head al day smile


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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted:I can't figure out if I should be drinking more or everyone else should be drinking less... confused

there certainly is a *lot* of drinking going on in here, and I'm not a part of any of it...

rougie... quit ur blushing... ur among friends hug


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:hey Dragosani...take a shot wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


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Posted: Written by: gita


*finds glass of water*

no...i didn't get a lil drunk last night...& neither did paul...MUCH! ubblol



I don't know what she is talking about. I wasn't drunk. It was just a case of not remembering a great deal of what you did the night before due to umm...... umm..... ok censored it i was drunk. First time this year!!!!!!


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

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Posted:meeeeee!

oh wait, the title says "not"? bugger!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

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Posted:i was last night and there's a chance i still am. dear me! and i hadn't had a drink in like a week, which is good for me!
will attempt to not get too drunk at Staff Invasion in a couple of weeks, i should stay sober for that!


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

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Posted:hmmm... if someone txts you @ 3:11am after about 6 hours @ the pub and asks you to post in the 'im not drunk tread' for them... exactly what are you supposed to post? confused rolleyes ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Pogo69
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Posted:in other news... I am officially a very cheap drunk... beerchug

since moving back to where I'm living now about 5 months ago, I've driven past the irish pub up the road, wondering what it's like. well, I managed (after some prodding) to finally make it down there last night...

and after 2 pints in a 1/2 hr (was all the time I had, cos the sodding place closes @ 9pm??) I was stonkered...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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alien_oddity


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Posted:not drunk just yet but i shall be away from my computer all weekend and i WILL be getting off the planet and have hazy memorys of the weekends events

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Pat what I think may be worse is, looking at the time, realising its 3am and that you are drunk,and the first thought, even before "where did the last few hours go?" is "oh damn! i don't have a computer to post on HoP in the druk thread"
ubblol ubblol ubblol

redface


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

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Posted:ubblol lmao...

*shakes head @ the tipsy, HoP-addiction challenged, lil dragon*


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

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Posted:aight, so, we had the final night for my schools musical tonite. followed by the after party, which was crap. so, im at home, alone, drunkenly juggling tongue

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:You sonofadeletionexplicit who got to go home from work early! you werent the only one with a damn hangover! spank

ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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