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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

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Posted:thankx dont mind if i do beerchug hug

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clarence_quack
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Posted:I'm not drunk- I'm just hungover now. But it was soooo worth it!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:I'm not drunk. Zilch. Zero.

And I've been to a 21st.

but it was DRY!!!!

and it was HORRIBLE!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Point_Blank
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

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Posted:Oooh, ooh, I'm not drunk, but I was at work and I broke the record for most sales in my tent, whoooooo

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:with a hangover! well done lad!!! clap

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Point_Blank
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Posted:Why thankee miss

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pounce
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Posted:definitely not drunk. that's for sure biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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Posted:hmm first post in here in god knows how long =/

I drank on Saturday for thr first time in almost 15 months =/ =/

I gave up drinking for my boyfriend... but we split up... so I drank :]

yeah.. i'm bored in work and my friends better save some of their alcohol for when I finish =/


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Birgit
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Posted:I was going to bump this, but x_non_x was quicker! Can I just point out my amazing spelling skills while "under the influence"? Thanks wink

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:they're wonderful...but how many times have you gone over it to check? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:I'm not drunk.. I"ve only hgad 1.. okay so 2... okay so maybe 7 or so. But I swear, I'm not drubnk! wink biggrin

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Posted:^^^ lol

yay going to an unsigned bands gig tomorrow, need money for alcohol... damn my being skint >_<


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:I was drunk twice last night...good effort, i thought!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:maybe running from academy to the bus stop (half hourish away) on Tuesday whilst drunk wasn't the best idea i've had... my legs are still killing me >_<

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clarence_quack
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Posted:I;m not drunk. I'm just wide awake at 4.30am and unable to walk straight...

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:yeah, I;m *not* drunk...mmhmmmmmmm

beerchug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:*flops down onto a beanbag in the corner* well i'm settling in for the night, not quite drunk yet though still have a bit of work to do but i'm getting there wink

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brittle
GOLD Member since May 2006

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Posted:Hmmmm, im depressed now...
this has just remeinded me i havent been drunk in an age!!!
*wonders to find alchmahol*


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:mmmm, having a wine wholesaler around the corner ROCKS!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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thombre
GOLD Member since Oct 2006

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Posted:I'm not drunk yet...

Buy gerbils cos you can't spin with hamsters

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Blasphemous Girl
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Posted:Im not drunk yet either, but I most definitely will be later and if all goes to plan I will be for most of the weekend too! biggrin

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Hye guys, what up ubbrollsmile

Not sure how much brandy and kahlua i had tonight. but i know i started drinking more when my cousin came over ubbloco


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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alien_oddity


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Posted:sunday afternoon session-side for me biggrin

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:hmmm on the kahlua again ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:It's so depressing that I double post in this thread. frown

please someone be an alcoholic with me so we can at least do it together!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:I would love to but I dont think my body would be able to handle it.

How about I pretend to be one? wink


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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
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Posted:ooooh ill be your perfect candidate haha
i got kicked out of college because the only thing i brought to class every day was a bottle of whisky haha


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Skrytinn_Qveldriga
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Posted:here look ill even double post lol

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biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
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Posted:I just had a quick re-read through this thread.

Bloody hell, I used to be a bit of a regular here...

I'm not drunk. 'cos there's no-one to go to the pub with. frown


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i'd go to the pub with you smile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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