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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Written by: [noodles

]
YAY!!! Finally i've waitined for so long since this thread was started to be totally ****faced and now I finally am. Thank god for cousins gettign married. I also have an official invite over to new zealand as my cousin is emigrating over there in a few months. Go me biggrin




Your grammar, punctuation and spelling are remarkable for a person who's ****faced.

A commendable effort! clap

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
im not drunk, i am however ginger

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
What's the difference?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
FRD, making fun of the ****faced is just not chivalrous. They're unarmed, and when they can't respond it's not funny.

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
What?

He did good for a drunk!

I sure as hell cant type that well when I'm lashed... Maybe I just haven't practiced enough?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
Hey, I'm juss funnin' with ya!

And sure, practice makes perfect. That's why I type pretty well in my cups. It's the content I worry about.

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
I don't think you should be encouraging minors to drink... or TUI wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


munkypunksGOLD Member
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA


Posted:
ummm, you're probably right. Good thing you have sense enough to ignore idiots like me. And if you don't develop any drunken typing skills, you're much less likely to TUI. Not worth the effort to make a fool of yourself. (And, plus, see how unpleasant being drunk is? It's difficult to chatter on hop, you send silly text msgs, you shouldn't fire poi or do other fun things, you end up with a headache...it's awful...never do it....now I've got to go have a drink....just kidding.)

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.


Trippie HippieBRONZE Member
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm always drunk *hic* beerchug

Taking it easy

Trippie
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Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
not been drunk in a week god knows why hampshire won the cricket today i should be hammered by now beerchug

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
im not drunk. i mean, i named this thread for "not being drunk" after all!

...and whoever knew that after drinking like a %$£"ing fish in romania and then hitting the euro would mean i now get drunk half as easy???

PS: now in the UK with 11 o'clock last drinks laws.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


SdrawkcabBRONZE Member
newbie
21 posts
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom


Posted:
i drink every now an..hey are you looking at me *pointing at his own reflection* dont intterupt me when im speaking. beerchug help mad2

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
*THUD!*

ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZ.....

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Just back from the pub with the lads.



I'm not drunk, but I certainly am tipsy biggrin



Joy! bounce



-edit- I swear contact staff becomes easier after a drink or two... biggrin
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
sober as a judge *clink clink*

actually, i havent been drunk since before i turned 18 (legal drinking age in Aust), would kind of be a funny time to stop drinking........

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
im nopt drunk I'm hamerd. board noe,. sew u tall tomorw

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Tipsy again.

No staff to practice with to prove my theory.

Later I will be drinking some more.

Vodka! Woooooooooo!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
ahhh vodkakakakaka not drunk at all got no money till wednesday

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Weeeee!

Vodkakakakaka taken. I'm possibly a little drunk.

This evenings drinknig can be summed up in my gallery.

We all took of our shirts and wore ties.

Why? Seemed like a good idea...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wahay, bounce bounce !!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Hmm, I have a bottle of wine that wants some friends and my boy just went to bed so i can't say anything retarded to him....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
2nd verse....same as the last (post) ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Hey, I've finally joined you guys... not *caught up* as such, but...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
Catching uyp would require you to remove your shirt and take a picture wink

Not forgetting the tie of course wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I could do this, but you still wouldn't be able to see it as my computer doesnt interface with the digi camera in the house....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
damn it...and NOT taking my top off kyri can see me ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
biggrin

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
woor,

Ive been not drunk for ages and ive only just found this thread....

i hope everyone her is as not drunk as me

cos Im [censored] pissed!

oops.....

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
biggrin hey, you mades me laugh....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


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