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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
im not drunk -

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


RovoGOLD Member
(the person actually known as Chris Bailey)
544 posts
Location: Austin, TX, USA


Posted:
i was drunk about 5 hours ago (gotta love the beer pong) but now i'm not I wish i was about 7 this morning though i had to walk home from my gf's and it was 18 below 0 Farenheit and that was without the windchill brrrrrrrr

Peace, Love, Circles


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I haven't been drunk in years. Ok...weeks? Ok. a week. I got a little tipsy (counts as drunk) my last night on vacation. Other than that, not in years.

I hate alkeyhol as a drug. I like wine, though.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
and now is my official sorry for being a moron yesterday post....ah....yeah....sorry.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)


Posted:
I'm drunk right now............... hhhhhhmmmmmmmm seems as though I've misplaced my pants...

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.


KiwiBexmember
69 posts
Location: Melb


Posted:
hehe! i'm in Kent and I am drunk right now too! had an exciting weekend meeting loads of people and spinning drunken poi (oops not very safety conscious of me!!!!)... Mostly just want to dance across this thread with my avatar (finally!)which pounce helped me upload. yay! beerchug

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile

i am at work.
am not drunk.
this may yet change ubbangel

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
i haven't drunk for about 2 years. eek

Not teetotal, just don'l like the taste. beerchug

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I can't get drunk....
....rare gentic condition... rolleyes

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
I'm not drunk now....
Last time I was drunk was the night I span fire for the first time... safety conscious me hey!?! Nah I was sober, got a little tipsy afterward...

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Quote:



*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!




Dare I ask what are p's??

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


joulzenlightened
187 posts
Location: montreal


Posted:
DEEP? are u imine to drugs?

btw i was drunk on friday beerchug
EDITED_BY: joulz (1073941972)

it must be green


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
i'm not drunk.

i got plans tho.

( ubbangel)

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
Well, I got a little tipsy and buzzed on ney years... and then played DDr, lovely idea >.<'

But I've never been drunk... But my bro went out partying, and got home at four, pi$$loaded, ubblol

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


yannicusGOLD Member
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe


Posted:
i dont like drunk too much because i often end up in a set of arms i wouldn't have relinquished to had i been sober,
but i like drunk because i get jiggy when i'm drunk, and drunk people do dirty things

or i get drunk and throw up, and at those times, i wish i had never drank so much as a drink to get drunk ubbloco

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
I not drunk,



Im censored obliterated, stottin, 3 sheets to the wind, pissed. Im fecin blootered im tellin ya! argh gettouta my face ya censored booring (censored by Josh) ( <---dont you think that word should be cencored too?)



(just was - ed. by Josh wink)



T wave
EDITED_BY: Josh (1084354404)

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
I'm not drunk, but I'm willing to learn... tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


robotfacemember
190 posts

Posted:
What if dinosaurs are aliens from a planet made out of marijuana?

If I was an indian I would be pocahontus the 66thX10 to the exponent of 99.

I am really drunk-plastuered-mastered-fastered-bastard-mustard-postcard-mostcard-bustard-clustered-custard-flustered-fruit mustard-frozen custard-I-remember-how-to-end-the-worlds-biggest-compound-word.

I drove my chevy to the brewery but the brewery was dry and the good old alqaida guys were guys and day i dies rhymes with eyes and flys and mys dies whys sighs cries.

Theres a light a certain kind of light that causes skin cancer and never shined on me I want my life to be to with live you theres a way everybody say cancer cell do everything little thing aids.

ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
well then that would expain why there where (herb)avors, Btw, i'm a bit piised at the moment so tongue
EDITED_BY: Pvt.VT (1084347731)

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
Id like to point out that anyone condoning firey anything and drinking will be moderated.

remember this site is for everyone, not just all you legal age drinkers ok?

Thanks,

Josh

--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
where's the post condoning drinking and spinning?!

thank you please wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

ubblol

i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation... smile





I'm not drunk but if i were Valura forced me to drink this much.......

FNF isn't drunk either.

honest

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
ah halcyon daze.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
wow aimee, i'm reay impressed with you're searching skills in that state of inebriation. i generally can't find the thread i want when i'm sober tongue

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
Written by: *Aime*


never! nt drunk neer.!

stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.

i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,






agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish ubblol

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh god...i apologise for my last post..

Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
it may well be 10.30am, but its my day off, its sunny, so a can of Strongbow is my morning drink of choice nag-dannit!!!



I hope to be drunk in 2hours hehe wink wish me luck!!

You'll find me on the dance floor


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I rarely drink and may get drunk a couple of times a year...mainly because i am normally designated driver and take that seriously....
I still manage to have fun though








wink wink wink wink wink wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmm strongbow

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