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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
in uni the other day we did a game where we had to say 3 things about ourselves, and lie on one of them, then someone tried to guess which was a lie.
i said i do maths, am a magician, and an alcoholic.

people thought i didn't do maths.
an alcholic magician?? come one people!!!!


my mate Adam has given up alcohol for the entire year to raise money for chairty. he's a lunatic!!!!!

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol I've GOT to try that one!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: Larry


my mate Adam has given up alcohol for the entire year to raise money for chairty. he's a lunatic!!!!!



I'd be able to do that no problem!!!

Why is it considered to crazy to NOT do something, like not drinking?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hmm.. an alcoholic magician, well im halfway there biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
you're a magician?!?!?!?
i thought i was the only one! ubbloco confused beerchug

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I had a vindaloo again last night. But we ran out of beer.

God that hurt.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Well I wasn't drunk last night- only tipsy! But nearly everyone thought i was drunk! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
its my birthday im drunk ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm not drunk...

...I'm just suffering from an acute excess of two0-carbon fragments.

Rihgbnt.

Reatlly
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-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not wagging uni today to sleep off a hangover.......

ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
ubbangel

I finally finished off that jack daniels ubbangel

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
I:, m so ringing in suck tomorroww fro wokr,,,
mummas hne nihgt! Whoo yeh bababy!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol "ringing in suck" ubblol you're BLOTTO!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Lordy
I managed to uplaod all my pictures from last ngiht with no mistakes..then after switching off the light in my room, the alcohol and lack of light between my eyes, my fingers, and the keyboard just got too much for me! ubblol

james_r80GOLD Member
Member
19 posts
Location: On a big hill, Australia


Posted:
wow i got back home..... in a limo? whos limo..,im not eggzaccery sure bounce2

Seize The Carp


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
well.......i stayed sober most of this weekend hoping to get a lift to the tek-nival near me i find out today it was the most disorganised balls up of a party...................so i'm having a few beers and a good read of everyones comments on another site ubblol

roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Just got back from being out with some friends. It's the first time in about 6 months that i haven't been designated driver!

I've never been this drunk in my life!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Birthday drinkies...... and guess what......

I Lost biggrin

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Its a friday night, and I'm in school.

I sure as hell ain't drunk, but I kinda wish I was...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
awwwwww poor henry hug i'm not drunk but i went out lastnight and party'd until this morning, i've not slept yet and just had my second whind so i think i might finally grind down abou

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ok...................... it's now thursday..........................that six days i've been piecing together my movements over the last weekend.............

this morning i walked past a house on my way to the station and it came flooding back................ on the saturday morning i got home i went up to some house knocked on the door and spoke to my mates mum (at 7/8am) i don't know what about or why i went there and why i sat on the lawn for 20 mins still eludes me ubblol

BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmmm.

Saturday night, lager and a computer.

Dangerous combination!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i wanted to be, i even told my friend i'd shout, but he made up some crap about 'uni tomorrow'. pfffffft!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk. Only tipsy. I just wish I was drunk. And i would be if I didn't have work in the morning! Dammit!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha you have to work on a sunday :P

(i have a job interview)

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


toxiccaBRONZE Member
Member
12 posts
Location: Milton Keynes, United Kingdom


Posted:
i was drunk last night but now i'm not drunk, but i will be drunk in hmmmm a few hours smile

c
xx xx

FlamezBRONZE Member
member
56 posts
Location: Cape Town The Mother City, South Africa


Posted:
I dont have a drinking problem!!!
I drink, i fall over, i try to get back up...help

see, no problemubbloco

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely."

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
my drinking problem: two hands, only one mouth.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Put your jhands up if youre drunk...

*puts hand up*

*falls over*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha *pokes with a stick*

how many hands am i holding up? *puts up four fingers* ?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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