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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
43 posts
Location: Slough Massive, UK
Me and drinking make a mean team!
Have been known in recent newbie weeks to complete a trick on first demo when drunk - only to smack myself round the head with it when I try it sober!
Poi-er to the People!
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
After the theatrefestival last week, I can honestly say that I am not drunk today, I wasn't drunk yesterday and I'm not planning on being drunk tomorrow. I plan on drinking a lot of fruit juices and tea and eating veggies and fish.... for the rest of the week...
Ladies and gentlemen, it's detox week.
Wish me luck
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
nope. i'm not.
i have to stop bumping this thread. it's not cool.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Hehe, are you sure?
Or is it more a case of not yet?
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
sure? not yet? huh?
am i sure i'm drunk?
or am i sure it's not cool to keep bumping this thread?
cos im pretty sure im sure of both of them!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
hehe
sure “A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
I might be!!!
I feel drunk, although it might also be a hangover....
Green DAFALGAN rocks ! ! ! ! !
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm yet to touch any alcohol tonight!
altho i did discover that my local bottle shop sells absinthe...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Et vous etes la fee verte, n'est pa?
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oui
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
hehe, I'm officially drunk...
If I start writing French in such a way
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I cant speak french drunk.
Romanian yes, but french no.
damn, might need to work on that one
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Every foreign language works better when you're drunk...
Or so I think
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I think it's cos you lose your inhibitions and stop caring how many mistakes you make.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
And dancing nekid doesn't need any translation, does it
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
um...no..however it does need explanation!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
no it doesn't,
, look around furtively, ermm... I live at the coast, people run around nekid all the time over here....*puts hands in pockets, starts whistling and walks away unconspicuously*
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Did you say previously that you lived in Brugge? Or near Brugge?
You don't want to scare those posh english and american tourists who find their way there!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
I live in Oostende and I work in Brugge, which is some 30 km from the coast
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“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
drunk? not at all. well maybe a bit.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
365 posts
Location: Ontario
have not been drunk in 16years but when I did and how I did was funny even to me
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there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
I've officially not been drunk since 2 days before new year...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I don' tdo drinking..much ..don't think I've been drunk since October 1st , 2005
um... have I given myself away a bit there
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
is there a significance to "October 1st , 2005"?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
i havent been drunk since saturday
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
um..no
I lie it "may" have been my birthday in december 1st of october is when I met my girlfriend.... I got quite a good head for dates
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
71 posts
Location: Europe
I'm not drunk but last saturday i really got drunk
-a nice cold Black Russian, some Finlandia Vodka, two or tree shots (those with the cinnamon and the orange...-mmh tasty!!), and finally a B52... 
But alcohol is not good for you...
-I love goats and cheesecake-
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Surprising to me most of all is the fact that i haven't been drunk since new years eve. If anyone knew me in my former self you would find this some what disturbing. But i am happier this way.
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada
oh, but I am happy being ridden around in a shopping cart, quite plastered really, funny as hell
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Nope. not me. uh uhh. what liquid lunch???
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