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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:biggrin hey, you mades me laugh....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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[noodles]

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Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Wha hey. i'm drunk. went out for friends birthday. she decided to disapear at about half one and go home. fun fun. Nearly broke my wrist too. I think alcohol might be a bad thing.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Only when abused.

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:*Sigh*

My head hearts now.

And there's a picture of me halfnaked on HoP... how the hell did that get there? wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I'm not drunk.

But I gots mes a bottle of vodka all to myself in my room. Saving it for later tonight.

biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i'm not drunk............yet................but i do need a cuddle






*females preferable


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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:We.....

I may be out of it. It was my mothers birthday. I'm wondering if I can ever get drunk enough to ask how I was concieved.... (it wasn't on purpose!) ...

um....

i'm sure i sounds dumb,... but i'm happy

oh and i have bronchitis....


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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spindizzy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

spindizzy

Member
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 5
Posted:I'm not drunk, im just speeding my tits off and drinking cider with my mate haha

4 liters down, 4 to go


Fuck an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbs in and fall to the floor dead

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I've been at a 4oth birthday party...then the 40-ish ladies (and some husbands) decided to go clubbing. SO I decided to join.

Oh god. I'm drunk. Ok, I havenht had booze since I left the party. But that fact still remains that I went to some of the trendy places to go out to.

I am so ashamed.

And tipsy.

But I was still only tipsy after 5.5. and mum was drunk after 2.5.

Is that embarrassing for me or her???


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:You went drinking with your mum?

For shaaaaaaaame! biggrin

I am very much sober. Arse.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:loads of injures from last night

apparantly you cant skateboard drunk!


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Yeah, I was drinking with my mum. *feels shame* That's what happens when it's a 40th birthday.

However Mum DIDN'T come clubbing. She was invited by the other ladies who did, but she fortunately declined!

My feet hurt from walking home in heels then bare feet (it's a 30-40min walk)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:it wasnt my fault i was influenced by the football crowd in the bar

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:its australia day today, some friends are getting off their face at somebodys house, otehr friends are camping and getting drunk, brother and his friend have gone to the beach, i am here, alone, posting on hop..........

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:I think getting drunk (preferably beer) is celebrating accordingly.

Damn this country has some good points! I started Australia Day celebrating with energy drinks and bouncing!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:hungover.

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Bryn
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Bryn

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Location: Plymouth, Devon, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 68
Posted:wish i was drunk

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:I'm not drunk. . .I'm just a little tipsy that's all... ubbangel

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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SmOf


SmOf

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Location: Canberra

Total posts: 51
Posted:Sober right now

but oh my...wednesday night was something insane. Between me and my bestie - bottle of champerz, peach schnapps and rum, ehheheh it dont sit well in your tummy folks


Perfectly insane O.o

>>lover of chocolate biscuits<<

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:i was up and out until 3am last night, didnt touch a drop, but still slept in like i had! biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:I was up till 3 last night... I think, i dont actually remember... ubblol

And I slept in like I had, and I felt like I had.... cos I had.... ouch


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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:i am sotally tober ossifer... now where did that moon pixie go with my pants...


*begins to pee on ossifer*

beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco peace


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:english pants or australian pants????

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted:dirty either way! unless moonpixie has travelled to england i'd say they're in brisbane stealing each others australian pants. wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

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Posted:I wonder if there are any thongs involved as well... wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Not drunk....just tipsy again... ubbangel
Well if 4 big boxes of wine arrive on your doorstep what would you do??


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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

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Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:If i would say i`m not drunk id be lying... then again, if i`d say that the following would be a lie: "i`m drunk" i would be lying again... how can i be without lying? I`ll just say: My name is Petri
Is that good for you all?? Okay.
And sorry for this post, i`ll really regret it tomorrow biggrin


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Elzibelles
SILVER Member since Feb 2006

member
Location: Norwich, UK

Total posts: 37
Posted:I'm drunk and I'll give you a cuddle ravehead!! And I'm local!!!

Hic. ubbrollsmile


The world is a park. Go play in it. x x x

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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:im emerica... i think i speeeled that right... *hic* any whooo... im not drunk and ask that ossifer if i werent sotally tober...ASK HIM!!!

bah what ever *sticks his finger in his nose* im gonna go find the rest of those magical absinthe bottles... now where did that little fairy go with my pants...


beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco peace eek


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boobookittyfudge
GOLD Member since Sep 2005

boobookittyfudge

sneaky little kitty
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 251
Posted:i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake

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