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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I'm not drunk, the world just tilts when I try to walk...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I was evidently too drunk to find the thread, even after you bumped it for me, Rougie!

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Good form!

I've hit the wine tonight and am definitely feeling it...just kind of sucks that the 14 year old wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Or the 21 year old for that matter frown

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Maybe if you hit the 21 year old a bit harder they'll nip down to the bottle-o and buy you something nicer.

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Of all the things I thought you were going to say...what you did say is almost nice tongue2

My ex just turned 21...Peeeeetey, oh Peeeeetey! Want to get me some more grog? tongue2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Haha all this talk of drinking is making me thirsty

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
I can't be drunk! I can still use loquacious in context!

Just a dancer in the dark


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I'll bump this now so I can find it later.

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'll keep it bumped for you so I can laugh later tongue2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
Well its 1pm the next day, a bit and I'm still not drunk.

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Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Bump!

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


triptricianSILVER Member
UFO Spotting
350 posts
Location: Queensland, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk but it would probably make work a hell of a lot more interesting

would rather have a bottle-in-front-of-me than a frontal lobotomy

"The dangers of life are infinate and among them is safety"(geothe)


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Drinking makes me a better person smile

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
its 2:22am, im not really drunk, but i am enjoying my few walker and cokes which i've been missing for a longgggggggg time. wish there were more people around to talk to. hmph.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
it's been a while...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
I just got home.. 8:30am.. I don't feel like bed.

hug


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
two nights in a row...it's like being 18 again!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
if you find that weird. Don't ever go to Banff in canada. Majr party town tongue2

I've had cause to post here 5 or 6 nights out of 7

Just a dancer in the dark


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
If I was still living in Romania it would have been like that! Beer was cheaper than anything else (including water, given the tap water wasn't safe to drink!) so it was hard not to drink alcohol!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I'm not drunk and I haven't been in far too long.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
I wish I were drunk... but I lack interestin enough company... and drink

Just a dancer in the dark


DrDrizzleBRONZE Member
Student of Life
32 posts
Location: Argenta Art District, NLR, USA


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Refuge CrewDrinking makes me a better person smile

Me too!

There is no strong performance without a little fanaticism in the performer.


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
Drinking makes everybody else seem like a better person to me....

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Sister ElevenGOLD Member
owner of the group property
1,277 posts
Location: Seattle, WA, USA


Posted:
I'm not a drunk lightweight, it's just pure coincidence that I can't explain the Seven Bridges of Koenigsberg problem after three shots of rum...

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Or apparently spell 'Konigsberg' properly tongue2

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Sister ElevenGOLD Member
owner of the group property
1,277 posts
Location: Seattle, WA, USA


Posted:
"Koenigsberg" is an accepted orthography where "ö" is unavailable or, as the case may be, inconvenient.

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s


SpinnerofDetroitGOLD Member
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA


Posted:
Tis true. When an "umlauted" letter may not be available or less convenient, a letter such as ö=oe, and is always at all times acceptable, though it is easier to read it with the umlaut.

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Debatable, especially in the instance of a proper noun.

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm sober and I don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about, so you're beating me!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Rougie--->spank<---Refuge grin

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


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