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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:i wish i was drunk instead of being in the library

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:however drunk in the library would probably result in getting kicked out of the library, so probably best you're not.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:but whatever you managed to read would probably be hilariously funny reguardless

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:I am not drunk, honest! Though if I were it'd have been for charity!

Just a dancer in the dark

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Fugee
Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas
Member Since: 26th Feb 2010
Total posts: 2501
Posted:I'm not drunk, my phone likes to text you when I'm not looking!

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Sister Eleven
Sister Eleven

owner of the group property
Location: Seattle, WA
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2009
Total posts: 1277
Posted:I'm not drunk, I just haven't figured out that the purpose of this thread is not to honestly state that one is not drunk. (G.E. Moore would love that I said this.)

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I'm not even sure what this "drunk" phenomenon that you all speak of is, so how could I be it?

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:Need some water to put your pants out, liar liar? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Midkiff
shadow stranger
Location: Carmi, Illinois
Member Since: 29th Nov 2009
Total posts: 462
Posted:hahaha i'm drinking but i'm not drunk (as of yet at least smile )
EDITED_BY: Midkiff (1273912144)
EDIT_REASON: sorry my drunk ass couldnt spell atm


"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Here MNS...come get the drunk thread... wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:I'm not drunk, the world just tilts when I try to walk...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I was evidently too drunk to find the thread, even after you bumped it for me, Rougie!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Good form!

I've hit the wine tonight and am definitely feeling it...just kind of sucks that the 14 year old wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Or the 21 year old for that matter frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Maybe if you hit the 21 year old a bit harder they'll nip down to the bottle-o and buy you something nicer.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Of all the things I thought you were going to say...what you did say is almost nice tongue2

My ex just turned 21...Peeeeetey, oh Peeeeetey! Want to get me some more grog? tongue2


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Haha all this talk of drinking is making me thirsty

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:I can't be drunk! I can still use loquacious in context!

Just a dancer in the dark

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I'll bump this now so I can find it later.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:I'll keep it bumped for you so I can laugh later tongue2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Well its 1pm the next day, a bit and I'm still not drunk.

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Bump!

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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triptrician
UFO Spotting
Location: Queensland
Member Since: 26th Feb 2010
Total posts: 350
Posted:I'm not drunk but it would probably make work a hell of a lot more interesting

would rather have a bottle-in-front-of-me than a frontal lobotomy

"The dangers of life are infinate and among them is safety"(geothe)

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Fugee
Fugee

Cooler than bubblegum!
Location: Dallas, Texas
Member Since: 26th Feb 2010
Total posts: 2501
Posted:Drinking makes me a better person smile

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

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Posted:its 2:22am, im not really drunk, but i am enjoying my few walker and cokes which i've been missing for a longgggggggg time. wish there were more people around to talk to. hmph.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:it's been a while...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

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Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:I just got home.. 8:30am.. I don't feel like bed.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:two nights in a row...it's like being 18 again!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Seaspray
Seaspray

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Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:if you find that weird. Don't ever go to Banff in canada. Majr party town tongue2

I've had cause to post here 5 or 6 nights out of 7


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Posted:If I was still living in Romania it would have been like that! Beer was cheaper than anything else (including water, given the tap water wasn't safe to drink!) so it was hard not to drink alcohol!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:I'm not drunk and I haven't been in far too long.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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