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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
biggrin hey, you mades me laugh....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Wha hey. i'm drunk. went out for friends birthday. she decided to disapear at about half one and go home. fun fun. Nearly broke my wrist too. I think alcohol might be a bad thing.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Only when abused.

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*Sigh*

My head hearts now.

And there's a picture of me halfnaked on HoP... how the hell did that get there? wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I'm not drunk.

But I gots mes a bottle of vodka all to myself in my room. Saving it for later tonight.

biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i'm not drunk............yet................but i do need a cuddle






*females preferable

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
We.....

I may be out of it. It was my mothers birthday. I'm wondering if I can ever get drunk enough to ask how I was concieved.... (it wasn't on purpose!) ...

um....

i'm sure i sounds dumb,... but i'm happy

oh and i have bronchitis....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


spindizzyBRONZE Member
Member
5 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not drunk, im just speeding my tits off and drinking cider with my mate haha

4 liters down, 4 to go

Fuck an acid tab I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbs in and fall to the floor dead


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I've been at a 4oth birthday party...then the 40-ish ladies (and some husbands) decided to go clubbing. SO I decided to join.

Oh god. I'm drunk. Ok, I havenht had booze since I left the party. But that fact still remains that I went to some of the trendy places to go out to.

I am so ashamed.

And tipsy.

But I was still only tipsy after 5.5. and mum was drunk after 2.5.

Is that embarrassing for me or her???

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
You went drinking with your mum?

For shaaaaaaaame! biggrin

I am very much sober. Arse.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
loads of injures from last night

apparantly you cant skateboard drunk!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Yeah, I was drinking with my mum. *feels shame* That's what happens when it's a 40th birthday.

However Mum DIDN'T come clubbing. She was invited by the other ladies who did, but she fortunately declined!

My feet hurt from walking home in heels then bare feet (it's a 30-40min walk)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
it wasnt my fault i was influenced by the football crowd in the bar

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
its australia day today, some friends are getting off their face at somebodys house, otehr friends are camping and getting drunk, brother and his friend have gone to the beach, i am here, alone, posting on hop..........

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I think getting drunk (preferably beer) is celebrating accordingly.

Damn this country has some good points! I started Australia Day celebrating with energy drinks and bouncing!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
hungover.

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


BrynSILVER Member
member
68 posts
Location: Plymouth, Devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
wish i was drunk

_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
I'm not drunk. . .I'm just a little tipsy that's all... ubbangel

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


SmOfmember
51 posts
Location: Canberra


Posted:
Sober right now

but oh my...wednesday night was something insane. Between me and my bestie - bottle of champerz, peach schnapps and rum, ehheheh it dont sit well in your tummy folks

Perfectly insane O.o

>>lover of chocolate biscuits<<


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i was up and out until 3am last night, didnt touch a drop, but still slept in like i had! biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I was up till 3 last night... I think, i dont actually remember... ubblol

And I slept in like I had, and I felt like I had.... cos I had.... ouch

webdaemonBRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
i am sotally tober ossifer... now where did that moon pixie go with my pants...


*begins to pee on ossifer*

beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco peace

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
english pants or australian pants????

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
dirty either way! unless moonpixie has travelled to england i'd say they're in brisbane stealing each others australian pants. wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I wonder if there are any thongs involved as well... wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
Not drunk....just tipsy again... ubbangel
Well if 4 big boxes of wine arrive on your doorstep what would you do??

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
If i would say i`m not drunk id be lying... then again, if i`d say that the following would be a lie: "i`m drunk" i would be lying again... how can i be without lying? I`ll just say: My name is Petri
Is that good for you all?? Okay.
And sorry for this post, i`ll really regret it tomorrow biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


ElzibellesSILVER Member
member
37 posts
Location: Norwich, UK


Posted:
I'm drunk and I'll give you a cuddle ravehead!! And I'm local!!!

Hic. ubbrollsmile

The world is a park. Go play in it. x x x


webdaemonBRONZE Member
Member
40 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
im emerica... i think i speeeled that right... *hic* any whooo... im not drunk and ask that ossifer if i werent sotally tober...ASK HIM!!!

bah what ever *sticks his finger in his nose* im gonna go find the rest of those magical absinthe bottles... now where did that little fairy go with my pants...


beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug beerchug ubbloco peace eek

boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
i,m the fairy that took you pants. hahahahahhahaha! eww. what is that stain?!

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


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