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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:mmm strongbow

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:Written by: ravehead
agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!

xxxx is rats pish


that'd be because Fourex/XXXX isn't beer.

Try coopers instead. Not VB (worse than XXXX)


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:oooh this sounds like the thread for me

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:eek

Thou shalt not diss Castlemain.... its loverly biggrin

Im not drunk.... Muslims dont drink, and alchol here is freakin expensive frown


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:AND you underage smile Aren't you mr FRD!! I'm still not drunk.. though after my morning of looking after small kids.. I'm willing to be...

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:pssssh, just flash your bank card in the bouncers general direction. I'm 18..honest

i had Castlemain down my clevage last night. I didn't like it much.


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:what your cleveage or the beer... ubblol beerchug

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:not drunk.....yet.

But there's a bottle of vodka at home.....

Here's to the weekend.

Cheers! beerchug beerchug


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:I'm not drunk. smile

Willy - is bad for your health...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon

AND you underage smile Aren't you mr FRD!!



Didnt stop you taking me to the pub, did it? wink

Or did you just want me drunk to have your wicked way with me?

I believe someone was telling me they went to the pub underage, who could that have been, hmmmmm?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:I'm not drunk, but there's only 15 minutes till the weekend begins biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Warchild
BRONZE Member since Jan 2004

After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
Location: Sunny Devon, UK

Total posts: 340
Posted:Drunk = hedge jumping = 6ft drop the other side i didn't see = hospital = 3 stitches in head = more then a hangover the next day = damn good ending to 2 week bender!!

I am now sober and reality sucks!!

I wanna fall off the wagon.......... beerchug wink


A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Total posts: 551
Posted:im out tonight for the first time in an age!!!
CANT WAIT!!!

Ive dicsovered the beauty of having a double Baileys before i start the 'razz'. It makes you look like your there for the scene and taste of the beverage rather than cramming as much down the gullet as possible. Then when everyones wasted they dont care what your drinking anyway, so you can join in on the 'im getting off my face tonight' bandwagon!!

Oh booze, how i love you!!


You'll find me on the dance floor

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:I't's 5:17 P.M. on a friday and i'm feckin nackered! No spinning here,but i am trying to get up on my diabolo though.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Well.. I'm still not drunk frown

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon


AND you underage smile Aren't you mr FRD!!





Didnt stop you taking me to the pub, did it? wink



Or did you just want me drunk to have your wicked way with me?



I believe someone was telling me they went to the pub underage, who could that have been, hmmmmm?





Shhhhhhhh.. biggrin And yes it was so i could have my wicked way with you tongue

Well...I've been drinkin.. not drunk though biggrin


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:it the weekend that my excuse

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:I'm not drunk...

Lousy parents frown


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Total posts: 551
Posted:Im drunk.

Sod PLAY, sod being infront of my computer on a friday night!! Sod.....it!!!!!!!!


You'll find me on the dance floor

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Sod it...

An excellent philoshophy...

Ill drink to that beerchug


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom

Total posts: 551
Posted:let me join you



' Chin, Chin' beerchug

What are you drinking?


You'll find me on the dance floor

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:Who..Me?..Drunk? I can't be. Why you say? Because there is no way i would be debateing religion sober!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:went spining yesterday at the park. kept hitting myself. wasn't drunk- just outta practice lol (stupid poi!)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:im in training biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha I was drunk last night and in my state I somehow accquired the number of the boy I fancy from a friend of his...and sent him a text message. How embarrassing. He replied today. Haha I'm an idiot sometimes. We hardly talk and here I go sending him a drunken message.

Next time I get drunk I'm not taking my phone!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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ezz
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

ezz

moo..
Location: melbourne, australia

Total posts: 1899
Posted:erin and bonnie aren't drunk. gheheheh bomba are coooooooool
and the people rhys is talking to want to start a fight with me and i dont even know them eek freaks jeeeez!!!!!!! i burnt my arm before ooooooooopsyuuuuumm caramellooooooo


hug me!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:*sobers up for celbrations*

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:take me drunk im home biggrin

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i was drunk last night in san sebastian.

and yes, 1337's signature is right. i am stupid. I've had one of those hangovers that isnt really a hangover and is just feeling dry and crappy all day.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:awww *hugs teh rougie*

I was drunk. but i'm sobering up now. tis 6am, and almost time for beddy byes.

Night peeps (hug)


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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