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Forums > Social Chat > The official "i'm not drunk thread"
Login/Join to ParticipateBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Apr 2006
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia
Total posts: 3764
one evening of having a dog lick you all over the face (apparently, cos I sure don't remember it) because you're completely toasted on flaming sambucca shots and another evening of having a dog eat corn chips of your semi-naked body and you're marked for life...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
DeleteSILVER Member since Sep 2004
Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...
Total posts: 2722
Please note I took nearly half an hour to type this, and my backspace key is broken!
I got off of work at 10, then had 5 bottles of cider (3 Magners, 2 Westons) and 2 double makers mark and coke.
I have a lukewarm pizza on my leg, and a l0onging for someone to share my bed.
I can hear the birds singing.
How very nice, and yet strangely peculiar.
Mmmm pizza
Pete x
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jan 2006
nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...
Total posts: 756
Mind you, I write so much stupid junk on here, I doubt if anyone would notice if I was plastered..
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
SILVER Member since Aug 2006
enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United ...
Total posts: 271
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Guess who many ways you can misspell drunk?
Kupo!
DeleteSILVER Member since Aug 2006
enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United ...
Total posts: 271
This is usually what happens. I started work at the pub at 7 and finshed at 100 (pm in both cases) i then went out and got drunk and had a fewmore whern i got in. it is now 4.30 a,m and i am wathcingit fget light.
<MORE BOOZE!!!!!!!!!
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SILVER Member since Apr 2008
Rum-Swilling Combustioneer
Location: Macungie, PA, USA
Total posts: 227
*Contineus to love khukri rhum*
*And hopes that nobody reads his vhmet post*
Bouncing Baby Pipe!
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
What's happening to me!?
Sobriety will ruin my hard-earned reputation*
*just cos it was hard earned doesn't mean I didn't enjoy every moment of it.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
GOLD Member since Jan 2005
b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Aust...
Total posts: 370
that and im very attracted to awaken but shhh!!!
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Jun 2008
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
Total posts: 366
just scrolled down page from top feel quite sick
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
SILVER Member since Jun 2008
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
Total posts: 366
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
and omg guitar hero is awesome! and i now totally have Paint it Black by the Rollin Stones stuck in my head!!!
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.....
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Sep 2004
Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...
Total posts: 2722
GOLD Member since Feb 2005
Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time, Uni...
Total posts: 1207
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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SILVER Member since Jun 2008
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
Total posts: 366
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
http://www.rupissed.com/
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Kupo!
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As I clearly can't be arsed to look for an 'official "I am drunk thread"', I wonder if someone could point me in the right direction.
Or failing that, does anyone want a drink?
wherever you go, there you are.
DeleteSILVER Member since Jul 2005
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Total posts: 926
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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SILVER Member since Jul 2004
comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia
Total posts: 2676
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
DeleteSILVER Member since Sep 2004
Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...
Total posts: 2722
I'm also unable to form a cogent sentance and also ther is supernoodles downstairs... mmm...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
GOLD Member since May 2001
HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Total posts: 13921
-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
DeleteSILVER Member since Mar 2004
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...
Total posts: 4693
haha, you know you could make your own...
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
haha, you know you could make your own...
Yup! Found a how to on that site. Me and my flatmates are adopting it as our little DIY project for next year.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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