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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
62 posts
I'm not drunk but I might be tomorrow, I'll certainly be spangled
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
i'm not bloody drunk........................cos i've got no money AND what sucks even more............it's my birthday and not even my own family give a [censored]!!!!
it's like i don't even [censored] exist
birthdays bloody suck ass
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I sent you a pm!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
*finds glass of water*
no...i didn't get a lil drunk last night...& neither did paul...MUCH!
happy birthday ravehead!!
i hope your day got splendiferous! 
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I had been at work tonight for less than 2 hours when I had 2 and a half shots!
And then for knockoff (after not eating for 7 hours) i had a really strong cocktail!
but it's totally not fair! cos i finish work after the last public transport! so i cant *deleted explicit* get anywhere!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
You are drunk aren't you!?
Thats (I think) the third place I've read that now!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium
Hehehe, bad Rougie
Enjoy it
“A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i'm so embarrassed and ashmaed. this thread (which I started however many years ago) is being kept alive by almost me alone.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Don't worry, there's lots of other drunkards posting in here!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I didn't mean to get drunk tonight. It's just what happend with work and all
*cries*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
ah, shush your worrying and get some sleep!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
no serious I'm not one bit druunk, last drink I had was a few days ago ok? (sneaky pint skyve jobby-hate new deal fob you off courses)
I had a good dream this mornin that has been lingering in my head al day
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
I can't figure out if I should be drinking more or everyone else should be drinking less...
there certainly is a *lot* of drinking going on in here, and I'm not a part of any of it...
rougie... quit ur blushing... ur among friends
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hey Dragosani...take a shot
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Written by: gita
*finds glass of water*
no...i didn't get a lil drunk last night...& neither did paul...MUCH!
I don't know what she is talking about. I wasn't drunk. It was just a case of not remembering a great deal of what you did the night before due to umm...... umm..... ok
it i was drunk. First time this year!!!!!! :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
meeeeee!
oh wait, the title says "not"? bugger!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom
i was last night and there's a chance i still am. dear me! and i hadn't had a drink in like a week, which is good for me!
will attempt to not get too drunk at Staff Invasion in a couple of weeks, i should stay sober for that!
What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
hmmm... if someone txts you @ 3:11am after about 6 hours @ the pub and asks you to post in the 'im not drunk tread' for them... exactly what are you supposed to post?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
in other news... I am officially a very cheap drunk...
since moving back to where I'm living now about 5 months ago, I've driven past the irish pub up the road, wondering what it's like. well, I managed (after some prodding) to finally make it down there last night...
and after 2 pints in a 1/2 hr (was all the time I had, cos the sodding place closes @ 9pm??) I was stonkered...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
not drunk just yet but i shall be away from my computer all weekend and i WILL be getting off the planet and have hazy memorys of the weekends events
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Pat what I think may be worse is, looking at the time, realising its 3am and that you are drunk,and the first thought, even before "where did the last few hours go?" is "oh damn! i don't have a computer to post on HoP in the druk thread"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
lmao...*shakes head @ the tipsy, HoP-addiction challenged, lil dragon*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
aight, so, we had the final night for my schools musical tonite. followed by the after party, which was crap. so, im at home, alone, drunkenly juggling
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You sonofadeletionexplicit who got to go home from work early! you werent the only one with a damn hangover!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
urrrggghh... I'm so tired I "feel like" I've got a hangover... I just didn't get to enjoy being drunk to get here...
I keep forgetting the topic of threads when I come into them... but it's right there up the top...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm so tired I feel like I have a hangover too...
wait - I do!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*chuckle*
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yo guys!
What up?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
*puts hand uo*
present!!!!
hug me!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
So present, that you failed to spell "up"
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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