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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Aimée
lotd fo vida,
aleghic,
red blotches. freshers weektistheboimb,
4. 47 in the orning,
my room smekls. i loves the univesity
Aah, Shakespeare to my ears
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i, not drybj, im hammerec cis we won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
omg look at my typing last night!
that should read "I'm not drunk, i'm hammered cos we won"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom
Gotta love those drunk typos.
Musta been a damn good celebration! What did you win?
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Football team won their first grand final in 44 years, and won it by a record margin of 119 points!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom
I'll drink to that!
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm not drunk, but I'm hoping to be soon...
*drinks ginger wine*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom
Rouge, anyone would think you live in a permanent drunken haze...
"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Sometimes i really wish I did
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I wish I was drunk. I just need a drinking buddy.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
pick me! pick me!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*points to Rouge*
When?!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
After exams?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Written by: Invader Xan
Rouge, anyone would think you live in a permanent drunken haze...
Not "anyone". Everyone know she does!! We as parents are very concerned about her..... NOT!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
That's a lie. It's just you. I know the truth; mum really loves me.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Tomorrow is advising day and we don't have classes. No, I'm not drunk at all. Nope. No, sir-y. I'm a good kid who doesn't drink while under age at all.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I'm not drunk, I just can't feel anyhing anymor.
Happy New Years!
Oh, and *bump*
Kupo!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
im so the queens of this hrsad.
everythime i dont pant to get dunk i seem toget drunjk.
oh dear
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i LOVE reading what I wrote in here the following morning!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Member
118 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
i drunk ol.
rougie typing. yay'
Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
Member
118 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
working a full shift followed by beer = wheeeeeee
oh, but im not talex. i dont have geeky headphones and im not as chicken as he is
Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
!!!!! ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
is it a bad sign, that my son expressed his fear for my puppy dog's well being, cos I've tucked into my home made ginger beer, this evening...?
one evening of having a dog lick you all over the face (apparently, cos I sure don't remember it) because you're completely toasted on flaming sambucca shots and another evening of having a dog eat corn chips of your semi-naked body and you're marked for life...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I worked 12 till 10 tonight, and I'm drunk on cider, even though my typing doesn't reflect this.
Please note I took nearly half an hour to type this, and my backspace key is broken!
I got off of work at 10, then had 5 bottles of cider (3 Magners, 2 Westons) and 2 double makers mark and coke.
I have a lukewarm pizza on my leg, and a l0onging for someone to share my bed.
I can hear the birds singing.
How very nice, and yet strangely peculiar.
Mmmm pizza
Pete x
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
You can count. I don't believe you. :P
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
I'm not really drunk. Just a teensy bit.
Mind you, I write so much stupid junk on here, I doubt if anyone would notice if I was plastered..
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
member
110 posts
Location: Naaldwijk, Netherlands
I'm a bit drunk too..
And stuff happened
Well how about that...
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom
I'm not drunk... just drinking hot chocolate + Bailieys to try to sleep..........
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
I own this thread
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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