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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:MNS: You seem to be becoming a regular here. wink

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I was sober for nearly 6 months. Hard to believe I know!

Well, alcohol sober. Was drunk on kava almost weekly though...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I can still type! I mustn't be drinking fast enough. What's kava?

Kupo!

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Felex
SILVER Member since Jun 2009

Felex

Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
Location: In my own head

Total posts: 268
Posted:Tempted to see if any one want to get drunk tonight.

Kava I think its a plant. Used in herbal remedys.
Tend to use st Johns wart, lavender things like that.


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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:I got drunk last night, but forgot to post on here. I don't think I'll be drinking for a while again - not because of how much I had though!

Kupo!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Kava is the result of grinding the roots of a variety of pepper. Common on pacific islands although Ni-Vanuatu kava is reported to be the strongest.

It looks foul. Tasted foul. But renders you unable to stand up for a good while. Narcotics do that.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:*posts yet again*

Kupo!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.

Total posts: 756
Posted:I'm not drunk, it just took me four attempts to spell 'drunk' in order to find this thread. Fortunatly I'm still anal about spelling regardless.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:You rock my socks! laugh3

I'm supposed to be hydrating for my race tomorrow. Instead I've been hitting the beer grin


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Still liquid. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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JayKitty
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

JayKitty

Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey

Total posts: 534
Posted:Beer is mostly water... well there's water in there. And some other fun things that make life happier, lol.

Don't mind me, just passing through.

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*Geo*
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

*Geo*

member
Location: Seoul, South Korea

Total posts: 108
Posted:I'm not drunk - I'm just awake at 3am for the fun of it wink

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Daedra
SILVER Member since May 2006

Daedra

The Dae Walker
Location: UK, Kent, Canterbury

Total posts: 75
Posted:Anyone read the report on the new Beer that a Scottish brewer made? It's called "Tactical Nuclear Penguin" and it's 32%
If anyone gives it a try, let me know what it's like!


Once my father gave me a kiwi... I thought it was a rodent and I stroked it until all the fur fell out - White Ninja

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*Geo*
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

*Geo*

member
Location: Seoul, South Korea

Total posts: 108
Posted:I thought yeast died long before the alcohol content could reach 32% so is it really beer? or does it just resemble beer?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Could be because it's brewed as opposed to distilled? Like Japanese sake.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i am curious about anything called 'tactical nuclear penguin', if i make it to scotland next year i'll have to keep an eye out.

ps 1:16 and i havent had one bevvy, about to go to bed.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Its 30 for a 330ml bottle shocked

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:So yeah, I'm really excited to be getting a new pair of jeans and a few sets of under wear without holes in them soon hahaha I'm sure I'll be amused at myself taking advantage of this thread tomorrow morning when with brew and toast in hand.

Btw, I call it being Eco. Think about that ^^b


"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:Originally Posted By: willworkforfoodjnrIts 30 for a 330ml bottle shocked

bejebus!!!sounds like some stuff they sell here occasionally thats a few hundred for a carton. probably doesnt taste all that good anyway.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Ha!

Knew this thread wouldn't be hard to find... top of the second page. Weeeeeeeey.

So I'm pretty drunk. Quality and classiness (how ever the buggery you spell that... google swears its correct, but I'm dubious) in posts seem to be way out the window at this point.

JD and coke, anyone?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Galphiegn
BRONZE Member since Dec 2009

Galphiegn

stranger
Location: alabama usa

Total posts: 8
Posted:tis the day before yule, i'm not drunk, but i'm a heathen, so i'll fix that soon.

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:Well, officially, at this time, it is already Yule tide. Have a drink for me ^^b

"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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Seaspray


Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind

Total posts: 924
Posted:I am not drunk and I didn't have great fun with my kickboxing club christmas pub crawl ^^

Just a dancer in the dark

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:I'm not drunk... Yet... devil

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Tipsy. Gotta love dinner with my grandparents.

But damn I'm missing my boy frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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brenonfire413
SILVER Member since Dec 2009

brenonfire413

Fire Spinner Exarch
Location: New Orleans, LA United States

Total posts: 514
Posted:Haha a drink is nice, but I'll smoke my way to unconsciousness. Wake and bake FTW!

"Are you sure it's safe to drink bleach?"
"Yes, bleach is 90% water, we are 90% water, therefore: we are bleach."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:hehe Im not drunk and NOT gonna be getting wasted later... *cough cough*

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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This Jaded Flesh
SILVER Member since Oct 2009

This Jaded Flesh

One soul is as good as another...
Location: England, Durham

Total posts: 323
Posted:I want to share in your gene pool so I think maybe you should become my guru of some like. You sit and look pretty and maybe talk if you have something valid to say.

YES me and YOU, with imaginary BABIES! Sorry my crumpet mack daddy! MACK DADDY!. Stalkering is the new fashion. The man at the shrine of Gaga said so.

And stop looking at my posts Erbs!


"I may lack virtue, but I'm penitent"

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:The f**k....? Rofl lol2

Who are you talking about/to? That was by far the most random thing ive seen all year.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Moka
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Moka

is a medium/large scary man
Location: Victoria, Australia, Earth, Mi...

Total posts: 420
Posted:I'm not drunk... I have work early tomorrow... I couldn't possibly be drunk... I've only had a couple of (six-packs) of beers =P

Contact juggling was invented by dung beetles.

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